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NORVEGIAN
VIRUS
STRIKES
CAMPUS
A
sinister email went out to "all@acad.umm.maine.edu," which contained
the
most diabolical of all virii, the dreaded NORVEGIAN VIRUS.
While
it appears harmless enough, the unfortunate infected risk losing
EVERYTHING
on their hard drive. This is not simply a clever ploy to
abscond
with all the information in your address book.
NO,
the Norvegian Virus wants it all!
In
an effort to avert further damage, we have copied the instructions.
PLEASE,
DO
NOT
BE TEMPTED TO FOLLOW THEM!
DO
NOT
TRY THIS AT HOME (OR AT THE OFFICE)!