Once, not long ago, Mephisto..Lord of Hatred and one of the Prime Evils, was lounging about on his throne of human baby skulls (note: Mephisto has no lower torso, thus can't sit down, thus has no real use for a throne...even one made of human baby skulls, he's THAT evil) and said to himself "Hot Damn!!" (note: the term "hot damn" was very much in use in the neitherworld at the time) "Hot Damn!!" he said, "I'm SO Evil, but am I evil enough?"..."Will there come a time when Hatred just isn't that evil anymore?" as he pondered this thought, on his throne of human baby skulls (note: see above, the no lower torso thing) when an evil thought came to him in a flash of dark inspiration, "I know!!" he shouted, "I'll make a new Prime Evil!!", "One to stand the tests of time, an Evil to last!!" (note: up to this point there were three Prime Evils... Destruction, Hatred, and Mint), "And to be even MORE Evil, I'll use a human soul!!" and with his plan in mind Mephisto slid off his throne of human baby skulls (note: yes I know you know about the other notes regarding this) and took the express elevator to the human lands (note: it's WAY to far for a guy with no legs to walk)

When Mephisto arrived he heard the most awful howling, an tone so full of anger that he said to himself "Jumpin Hot Maggots!!" (note: this expression he made up) "that sounds just like the thing I'm looking for!!" and so he followed the cries to a newborn babe...Paul Robert Mah. Mephisto stood/floated above the child and said "Human spawn!! I grant you Power!! I grant you Title!! and I grant you Dominion over your fellow man-things!!" and placing his foul hand on the babe said "I call you, Paul, Lord of Insidiousness, fourth of the Prime Evils!!" and with that damned deed completed...he went back to his dominion of Hell (note: this time he took the crazy slide) and left the baby to grow, and become a man.

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