When we last left the srory of Paul Robert Mah, He had just been chosen as the 4th of the Prime Evils, Lord of Insidiousness. (note: please read the post above this one, and GRIN EVILY TO YOURSELVES) Before I can continue the story, you dear reader, need to know a few things.
1: INSIDIOUSNESS is the type of Evil that clings to you without calling attention to itself, (note: like toilet paper stuck to your shoe) without fail, this Evil coats you, tiny bits at first...untill you see the world thru a haze of low-grade Evil,(note: low-grade Evil is STILL Evil, think of it as stealth Evil, it's like the difference between Erotic and Kinky) and a acccident involving a mime, a steam roller, and a cliff seems more like a bad bar joke than a tragic end (note: heh heh heh, wacky mimes)
2: I am not the only one who sees in Paul the Evil he represents, I just know the exact flavor of Evil. (note: PURE is not a flavor...sorry you guys)
3: Paul is gonna try to get me for sure. (note: that means I'm in for the soaking of my life, as Paul's revenge, like all infernal creatures, is to get them very wet...hey, to them it's funny "Ha ha!! your head went out!!"...Damn silly demon spawn)

Ok...back to Paul

When Paul was still just a young lad, Mephisto, Lord of Hatred, discovered that the amount of Evil in the world had tripled since he had created Paul, Lord of Insidiousness. "By Baal"s Stinky Funeral Wrappings!!" he shouted (note: not only did he make this saying up, but Baal, lord of Desruction, smacked him good upside the head) "Ouch!! Piss off!!" he yelled at Baal "What was I saying now?" Steve, Lord of Mint said "you were talking about the levels of Evil in the world, my lord" (note: Steve had retired a few years back, complaining that for some reason Mint was no longer considered Evil, and that this happened JUST as Paul, Lord of Insidiousness was created...coincedence? NOT BLOODY LIKELY!!)
"Thanks Steve!!" said Mephisto (note: Steve still hung out with the Prime Evils 'cause he has no friends, kinnda like Millhouse) "Yes, it's a good time to be Evil!! A very good time indeed!!" Mephisto gloated, "So what have you guys been doing to raise the Evil levels of the human lands? oh...Brewski?" as he offered both of them a can of Happy Heroes Death beer (note: Yes Evil drinks!! Geezz, what did ya think? they drank tea all day?!!)as both of the Hell spawn took the offered beer, they glanced at each other....waiting for him to speak. "Ummm, Lord?" said steve, "I thought YOU did that, I'm retired..." with this Mephisto turned to Baal, who said "Er..that is...I intoduced Nerf guns to the humans...yeah, that must be it" "WHAT!!" shouted Mephisto, "YOU GUYS SUCK!!, YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING!!...GIMMIE BACK THAT BEER!!"..."YOU WORTHLESS...STUPID...HOLY...ARRRGGHHH!!" (note: calling a demon "holy" is like calling a tibetian monk a "goth" and the monk will ONLY kick your ass for that, a demon...well, they are demons after all) Mephisto fummed over this for a bit, and figeted on his throne of human baby skulls (note: yeah yeah yeah, notes on above post)and then it came to him...a way out of this mess, "Ok you losers!!" he shouted, "Here's what we're gonna do, you Baal, you're gonna go up and find the cause of this Evil...and it might be the kid (note: he means Paul, in case you're just skimming this) ....YOU, Steve, are banished...'cause you annoy me and you drink too much of my beer...I HAVE SPOKEN!!" and with that, a cloud of smoke rose up, and the other two left the room (note: when a cloud of smoke appears in the neitherworld, it's one of three things 1: magic, 2: fire leftovers, and 3: a fart...that's why they left so quickly, you just never know....also Steve went on to become the co-host of a popular children's show...something's clues, or whatever)


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