When we last left our hero, he was on his way up to the human lands (note: no Paul is not the hero, Paul is Evil and can only do Evil stuff, like be bad...who ever heard of an evil hero!!?) Baal truged up the stairs (note: as extra punishment Mephisto made him walk...see Evil! mean, and Evil!) by the time he got there, Paul was now about ten years old, and as Evil as a kid can get (note: the garbage can lid incident, the lego tin incident, the tonka truck in the pillow case incident...oh wait, that was me.) Sick of waiting for an opprotunity to see this "Lord" Paul's ablities in action, he sent an army of bees at him in the schoolyard, the bees vered off at the last possible instant, and attacked some other kid, and all the children laughed and made merry (note: a sure sign that Paul's Evil had corrupted them, bee stings *heh* hurt, and pain is *murph* not funny *chuckle*) Baal was not impressed, and visited the young Lord that night. "I GREET THEE, PAUL, LORD OF INSIDIOUSNESS!!" he yelled, hoping the kid would be so scared he'd pee the bed....instead Paul just chucked a pillow at him and mumbled "Go 'way...sleeping." Now Baal was unused to such apathy, he thought at the very least the kid would cry, (note: Baal looks like a yucky mummie, all green and stinky and nasty....he doesn't date much.)
So he drew himself up to his full height (note: 5'9") and shouted this time "HEY!! KID!! WAKE UP!!" that woke up Paul's Mum, who shouted back, "Pauly!! you sleep now!!" with a tone that could melt steel...and scared the wrappings off of Baal (note: don't think about that last part, the idea of a shrunken naked gooey mummie...eww.....also Paul's Mum RAISED a Prime Evil...how scary is that?)
Now Baal thought to himself "The boy has gathered protectors and champions to himself...we need an ace in the hole." (note: yes Evil knows how to play cards, try to remember that you only have fun playing cards when you win, otherwise you hate it...see Evil!! Insidious, and Evil!!) So Baal hightailed it back to the nietherworld, to report his findings to Mephisto...(note: and to ride the crazy slide, because he likes that thing...what? Evil can't have fun?)
After telling Mephisto about Paul's defences..."...She was HUGE Lord, and had sharp nasty teeth and claws, with the wail of the dammed to boot!!"....(note: Evil lies ALL the time, it's part of the importance of being Evil.) the two Prime Evils ordered thai take out, and began to plan...(note: Demons LOVE spicy food, 'cause it's hot see...hot?, demons?, hell?, hot?...ah forget it.)

Next Chapter...PAUL FIGHTS EL DIABLO!!!


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