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| I think it is important for you to know that I don't know a dayam thing about NASCAR racing, and the information you find here may be grossly inaccurate... but that's OK! It's all good! "Yeeeeehhhhaaaaaw!!! Ride 'em, cowboy!" Oh wait! I think that is more of a Colorado Stock Show saying... "Hot Damn, I'm excited! Sombody hand me a jug! (Ssptt) " |
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| Fact or Fiction - YOU decide! Men who watch NASCAR speak with sexy southern draaawls, and say things like, "Hun" and "Darlin'" and "Them grits with fried bacon fat you made was goooooooooood! mmm-boy!" For instance, Andy Griffith - probably a NASCAR fan. |
| Ok... In all fairness, I DID try looking for things on the internet to go on this site, but I had NO idea how boring car racing could be, especially when you don't know anything about it! I can't do it... I just can't! SO, for all you folks out there dying to get your NASCAR fix, here is the |
| Now, go! Have a ball! Tell me all about it later... but, God, PLEASE don't make me look up any more stuff on race cars! (Ya know, I expected lots of pictures of cute men standing around their cars... nope. Just cars! Go figure.) |
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