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MSTy Lady

I write fan fiction at ff.net under the name "Jasper." (Check it out at here. Gorgeous, huh?) The first two fics I wrote were MSTs. Lovely, sweet things that sat quietly, doing no harm, waiting for the day when they would be joined by the writing that would result from my having more free time.

Then, in a series of events that was never fully explained to me and probably not to anyone else there, ff.net made the decision to dump MSTs. You can guess I was just sick about that.

I took the news very badly.

But, long story short, my sweet baby MSTs needed a new home. That's the reason behind this site. Whoopee.

The MSTs, themselves

Wholesale disclaimer: I do not own Mike or the Bots. They are fictional characters and are the sole property of Best Brains. Mission Statement: We  (by which I mean me) are dedicated to providing you, dear reader, with the very best in Mystery Science Theater 3000 fan fiction. Each fanfic is handpicked and tested, and only those with the highest MSTability are chosen. We (me) know that the stupidest and worst fics are not always the most juicily MSTable. Every riff is considered for its humor quotient. We (I) are willing to go the extra mile for your enjoyment. So enjoy, you bastards. Or else.

Random MSTs This article was going around the web a while back. It irked me. So I MSTed it. See it here.

X-Files MSTs It all went downhill after they killed Krycek. Anyway . . . Crappy formatting, I do apologize, but there's a song at the end! If It Makes You Happy - and it will.