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If you are the type of gentleman I desire and respect, you will already know these basic guidelines in side out. The following will know doubt be amusing to you. If by some chance you have never booked an escort before, or have had any uncertainties in the past, or wish to know how to get the best service and response from your escort, (or woman in general for the rest of your life!), it is very important for you to read on. When you contact me, as long as you know the proper etiquette, and play by the rules of the business, the end result is 100% guaranteed! 1. Escorts don't sell sex. 2. Escorts don't talk about sex. 3. Leave the money on the dresser in plain view. 4. Never talk to me about sex. 5. Have ID available on the dresser, or available. Less start from the beginning hiring an escort professional is like hiring any other professional, like a doctor, lawyer, or mechanic. You pay escorts money for a service. It doesn't matter what the service is if you are nice to the professional you generally get a better result that if you're aren't. Treat escort professional the same way you treat other professionals. And like other professionals. I will treat you as a valued client, and may even become friends. I look forward to seeing you again, the same way any other professional like to see their good clients. Escorts make a living at their jobs just like woman who have other jobs. So yes, I am partly in the business for the money but I also enjoy what I do as it is an occupation, just as you would enjoy your occupation. When you hire a mechanic to repair your car, the mechanic is doing it for the money too. It's the same thing. You're mechanic may be your friend, and enjoy working on your car because you're a god client. The same kind of relationship can be established with your escort. If you become a regular client we will get to know each other and know what we like to do together and you will enjoy it more. Before calling view the details throughout the pages of my web site, I'm sure you will find the information you need. When telephoning or e-mailing... don't call unless you are genuinely interested. Be respectful and friendly when booking, and bear in mind that this is a business transaction. Stories concerning your incredible sexual prowess and manhood, your incredible looks are unlikely to arouse anyone, as I have heard them all before. Be aware that if I am not comfortable talking with you, I will be unlikely to visit you or have you visited with me. NEVER HAGGLE OVER CHARGES... If my prices are too high, then there is nothing wrong with saying that the price is beyond what you had in mind, thank me for my time and then move on. Politeness cost nothing. Trying to negotiate fees will result in less polite treatment, or exclusion from my services. Making smutty telephone calls or sending pornographic e-mails is not funny or clever... it is infantile and a waste of your time you will not get the response you are seeking. If you are really into this kind of thing, you are not the type of client that I am interested in dealing with. Call one of the credit card sex lines displayed in most newspapers. Before your appointment... Cleanliness, have a shower paying particular attention to washing your private parts-and brush your teeth... the chances of me being a willing participant in erotic games with you is directly proportional to your level of personal hygiene. I am unlikely to let you kiss me if your breath smells like 4 week old milk. Learn to discuss my services In order to enjoy the services of an escort, you need to learn how to discuss our services correctly. In order to discuss anything intelligently, you need knowledge. Escorts do not sell sex! As a matter of fact, you can pretty much insure a really bad experience with any escort if you ask us how much it would cost to have sex with you. Don't talk about sex! It is very important that you do not talk about sex for legal reasons. This is extremely important! Do not talk about sex. Show Identification have your ID available - if I ask for it, for me to examine if I choose to do so. If you don't trust me enough to see your ID to assure me that you are who you say you are, then you need to look elsewhere for companionship. I will be so much more comfortable with you, and you will have a better experience if you follow this advice. To Enjoy your date with me! Payment You should already have the payment ready in Cash unless otherwise agreed and counted. You have already found out how much its going to cost, so to spare both of us any embarrassment, make sure the amount is correct and place it in an envelope or away from the rest of your money. I will tell you the amount expected in pay, before your or my arrival. So at a suitable moment when I mention taking care of the business side of things, hand me the payment or leave your money on the dresser. Don't get the money out and count it into my hand like a check out girl at your local supermarket... and don't try the old sleight-of-hand routine and try to keep one back. Never try a bit of last minute bartering... the prices are set. If you can't afford it please use another service.. Privacy vs. Verification You need to have anonymous email accounts for the Internet; you need to use aliases for chat with that great looking transvestite you have a crush on, but you need to allow me and other escorts to verify who you are. If I cannot determine that you are not a form of oppressive puritan society, then I either cannot see you, or I will be taking a chance on meeting an undesirable client, or a member of some kind of harassing government agency. This just makes everything more expensive, and less pleasant. If I never have to deal with no-shows, police, or bad apples of any kind, then I will provide better servce, and I will ultimately be less expensive. What 's the real cost? My opinion why I think escorts are the best value in the world for adult companionship. A typical date with a woman/man that is as attractive as escorts usually consists of very expensive components. What is the result of all this? The return on your investment may be no more than a hug at the end of the evening, and now you have to play the game for another 2 to 3 weeks! Anyway you look at it, escorts are a tremendous value. When you contact me, and you know the proper etiquette, and follow the rules of the business, the end result is 100% Guaranteed. Make My Appointment Review my tips on how I should be treated click here Client Tips |
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| Clean Car 20.00 Tank of gas 25.00 Flowers 30.00 Dinner w/wine 100.00 Club w/drinks 80.00 TOTAL COST $225.00 |
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