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| 1) Which is the lesser evil ... N'sync or the Backstreet Boys? I'd like to say the Backstreet Boys are a lesser evil because at least they're semi-original as far as boy-bands today go, but then I can't because it's their success that spawned all the others, so I'll have to go with N'sync. At least they're not responsible for the craze that's turned 13yr-old girls into sex-starved old hags. 2) Have you ever cheated on any test in school? Are you cheating on this questionnaire? Yes, I have cheated on a few tests in school. Not by copying off of someone else or anything like that, but by writing vocabulary words on my desk in 9th grade English class. I would get nervous b/c the quizes were only supposed to take us 5 minutes to complete and we sometimes had as many as 20 definitions to write out in full, so I would scribble down as much as I could while my teacher was handing them out, then remember the rest -on- the test paper, then just copy the others from my desktop so that I wouldn't run out of time. We were double-penalized for leaving any of them blank b/c she assumed that we didn't know the word - not that we didn't have time. ||| I'm cheating on these questions by stealing answers from back issues of "Brainy Girls With Big Boobs Magazine". Hehe. |
| 3) Besides your significant other, who would you consider being the sexiest human being alive? Isn't that just the most loaded question? Limme see... Back in the 80's before I was even 10 I would have said Bon Jovi w/out having to pause for thought. Then later I would have said Johnny Dep... Now... I find myself thinking about it. If the question had been to name a sexy dead person I could have spouted out at least 50, but alive is another question entirely. Honestly, I can't say for sure. Maybe Madonna? 4) Favorite fruit? Favorite vegetable? Would you ever combine them in a salad or sandwich? My favorite vegetable is carrots and my favorite fruit would have to be strawberries, probably. I can't think of a good way to make a sandwich out of them, but putting them both in a salad sounds good. They've both got such a fresh taste that grated carrots and strawberry slices with some spinach and cucumber sounds like a plan. I've eaten baby carrots dipped in strawberry yogurt before and loved it. I've probably eaten carrots while drinking pink milk a few times, too. 5) Neon lights or lava lamps? I'd have to say neon lights. I'm always amused by bizarre liquor advertisements or churches that are lit up vegas-style, but lava lamps just smell bad by the time they're hot enough to do anything truly interesting with their oil 'n wot. 6) If you had a sock with a hole in it would you: a) toss the pair b) darn the one and get back to wearing them c) wear it...hole or not I would wear it hole or not. Unless the hole was situated so that one of my toes could poke through, then I would toss the pair of them out. I hate it when my toes stick through a sock. I've had to wear socks like that a few times and it bothers me all day b/c I can feel my naked toe rubbing my shoe. Ugh. 6) What's the most vulgar word in the English language? Masticate. But only because 14yr-old boys usually don't know what it means yet and get all in a flutter when you say it b/c it sounds a little too much like their new-found favorite activity. Very Beavis and Butthead, that word. 7) What was your biggest childhood dream? Probably to be a data-processor for NASA. I had all the usual way-out, nearly unattainable dreams that every kid does. The second biggest was to become a librarian. Duh. 8) What is the meanest thing you've done to someone? Since I consider animals furry little people, I'll admit that one of the meanest things I've done is put a kitten in a trouser sock and swing it around my head like bolas for several minutes before dumping it out and watching it stumble around the room. Man, thinking of that still makes me laugh. |