Reasons To Hate Matt Vol. 3
Vol. 1 Vol. 2
201.I hate matt because he wont let me be in the middle when we go to the
bingo parlor he says my huge cock hurts his tight ass but # 30 is a lie he gives
202.i cant even feel his small cock in my ass, but he does give GREEEAAT!
head so # 30 is a terrible lie
203.He shaves his head but not his arse. Trust me his arse is much worse.
- Matt's grotty beanie
204.Because he's trhe reason that michelle said no to me. he is sittin next
to me and he wont stop jackin off.
205.you guys are all fucken joint smokin hippies any guy named matt i agree
are fuck heads but not me you dirty faggits
206.he milked my cat and used to to eat cereal
- Andrew Gable
207.i hate bill
- I hate gays too
208.Your a retarded!
- Sonny Bicth
209.He dropped his guts on my guts.
210.He's a baaaad boyfriend who's lazy and can't do anything right. he's
also a liar and the biggest pervert ever..he's a dick and he has the eyebrows of
211.i love matt
- fuck you sad fucker.com
212.your all .... oh god the stupidity annoys me
213.If toilets could talk I bet matt's would talk for hours about the shit
matt does! - Harry Spotter
214.he called me a slag its not my fault people have bigger dicks than him!
- Helena pitstop
215.he sleeps wiv ya, dumps ya and dates a skanky twin 2 weeks later
- loulable sparkle
216.Like hello get a dick! (U pube-less wonder)
- Helen Gubbin
217.I think I have to go to the toilet
218.He got me pregnant wiv twins and then fucked off wiv me bruver
219.we were in the midle of 4play & he shat on me bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the
dirty bastard! hes such a fuckface and hes shit in bed
220.plays to many vid games
221.got a smelly arse!!
222.total evil dickweed
223.he makes SHITTY pizza....sorry matt...no really i "love"
you....well....at least you "love" the visual
- xxxx rated movie star
224.He is a dirty, filthy, tremendous, violent, gay as a three dollar bill,
sexually deviant QUEER!!!!!!!!!!
225.Because I too am a sad freaking loser with no life who wants to add to
this vindictive list of shit
226.u stupid mutha fucking bitch, trying 2 get in wiv ya mum, u mutha
fuckin suck cockin twat.
- Matt's dad
227.I hate matt because whenever im tryin to get my freak on, hes always
there beatin it in the corner, totaly destroys my rythem.
- ryan wilson
228.ehhh because you like men hashbdhlkfoie
- My Big Harry Sloppy Dick
229.Because he is so Darn smart!!
230.He licks toilet seats, and classifies the flavors
- Capt. Smegma
231.Never met the guy..but his name is fucking stupid!
- my name is also mat..
232.His penmanship is atrocious.
- Devin King
233.because he is a leprechaun!!
234.BC HE SCREWD ME OVER!~! HE TREATED ME LIKE SHIT!~!
235.the bastard just wont stay dead!
236.He has a small penis
237.Cause he looooooooves the cock
238.i h8 matt coz he is in luv wid a fucking lil shaved headd dike who i
hate most in the world!!! so i hate matt for liking her !!
239.coz his a fat fuck, and if his so sensitive about that, maybe he
shouldnt ask ppl to tell him the truth.
240.cause he knows the difference between "his" and "he's" and always points it out when I make a stupid mistake like that
- Genius stigmata dickhead
241.he is a stupid dickhead with no fuckin good personality traits at all.
and he sucks eddies dick.
242.He is Gay
243.I hate young matt because he calls himself "Matt" and not "Mattch" like
- el seriious
244.he has a stupid name like matt
245.hey where the fuck is nambour ya damn retards
246.Matt used to sit next me on the bus. But I am imaginary and now he
drives a car.
- Yurk Gormitle
247.cus he loves it in the rear
248.i hate the fucker who started this web site i want to kill you and
light your body on fire in times square
249.im matt. leave me alone!!!!!
250.he has a fat mother
251.because jacob horsey hates him and i love jake, he's so cute! - mr chopin
252.i dont ur all fucken faggots
253.cause he sucks dick and his name is matt price and he is a fagget
254.HE SUCKS AND I HATE HIM IN EVERY WAY. HES ALSO A TARD.
255.His veins popped in the middle of surgery and now I am HIV+. I hate you Matt
- Dr. Kapall
256.3 pages already? Must be a cunt.
257.He always screws around in Java class with that Alan Kid and never does
what I tell him to, that uppity prick.
- Mrs. Hughes
258.His huge penis makes me jealous
259.He makes me feel frisky and randy all the time. But does nothing about
it!!!! The bitch!
- Erik McCallum
260.he tried to hit on me and then he tried to smell my feet
261.he touches crusty old wrinkly cunts..... with his baloni pony!! fucken
- big cock! thats right ladies ;)
262.i love you matt, i dont know why these people show so much hatred for
the poor kid trapped inside you
263.i hate matt because i know a matt and i hate him so i hate him by
265.I love myself i am a god. I have the smallest penis in the world and i
use a pair of tweesors to masturbate. I like fuckin Joe and am a bit of spastic.
I love myself and am tryin to suck my dick every day but it does not work. Yoga
is my next option to tryin!
- Matt B
266.he made fun of me for searching ebay and craps for 2 hours straight
267.Well were to start he;'s a fuckin ass tobegin with! I hate him so much
and his lil girlfriend so much He can go get butt fucked anytime And he'll enjoy
it you don't understand how much i fuckin hate his ass
268.I hat Matt he is a fuckin loser! He acts like a wigger it's like skin
check...your white! He fuckin messes wit me and i fuckin hate him everyone does!
i Wish he would jus go get butt fucked and leave me the fuck alone! and same
with his girlfriend! He's a fuckin ass Matt Go Fuck Your self and then die cuz i
fucken hope you do ASS! Sincerley
269.cause he's me
270.Matt I fuckin hate you and i hope you fuck in hell! same wit your
girlfriend! Go get butt fucked and leave me the hell alone!
271.he wears all black
cant use photoshop/psp/macromedia products
272.he says he's an OG straight out the motherfuckin' hood but we all know
he drinks wine coolers and thinks "South Park is in bad taste."
- midget eater
273.I hate Matt Vaughn because he humps his dog.
- Ryan Barber
274.He's a Lying Cheating Bullshit talking moron
275.Matt is a fucking homofag. He sucks the cock in many ways, including
anal lube sucking. Finally i can't believe i have been sad enough to post on
your shit coated site.
"- whoever" means that that kid sent it in. Just thought I might clarify that for the 'less bright' champions.
Hmm, quite the list. Some very cool kids have tried to be funny, and some have failed and some have done quite well. Either way, now you can contribute to the growing list of reasons to hate Matt, simply by filling out the boxes below.