Response Center #29473

Welcome to Response Center #29473. It's not much, but it is liveable. We don't have much furniture, only a small desk and a plastic chair. Roger is near the desk, sitting on the chair, doing absolutely nothing. Well, he's twiddling his thumbs, but that doesn't count.

There's a rug over there by the bookshelf, so feel free to sit over there. However, Louise usually is there reading, or studying, and don't interrupt her when she is. She might use her knife. The console is on the other side of the room, but don't be near it when it beeps. That thing is loud.

Have you seen our pet mongoose? His name is Moridin. Louise named him when she was feeling extremely angry at Sues, and when she had finished reading Moridin's POV in Winter's Heart. Yes, Winter's Heart. Not the other books with Moridin's POV. Anyways, he's under the desk, sleeping right now. Don't wake him up. His temper can match Louise's.

So you'd like to read our missions? Here's the folder. It's written by Louise, if you can't tell. Roger's writing is barely legible.

These are the missions, in the Wheel of Time continuum, that Louise and Roger have endured. Every mission here is one more Sue disposed of.

If you see your story here, it most likely has a Mary Sue and/or bad characterization. It doesn't mean that you are a bad author; it just means that there was a Sue or bad characterization in your story.

Now, we'll leave you to your reading. . .

Arianna and Rand
Meet Agents Louise and Roger as they save Rand al'Thor from the infinite horrors of being loved by a Sue.