MANUAL I
Beware of playing the joker--for the wig-out is around the corner. The secret wish of every joker is to be taken seriously. The only way you're going to be taken seriously is if you never take yourself seriously.
To be more specific: never take your desire for a woman seriously. The minute you do, your desperation will KILL HER ATTRACTION.
If the woman has cast you off and taken on another lover, do not worry. Just praise any qualities you see in her new man and be calm. You should even encourage her to cultivate the relationship. For this is the only way that she will know that you are her best companion.
Realize that to be without her--the power it takes just to stand--is how you want it over and over. You see now that your destiny is not to love with satisfaction--that would only serve to complete the circle: to allow you to float away from existence and the problems it poses. You see now that you have been elected to rivet silently and hold firm until you have crafted a new self-standing sculpture of masculinity. How easy it would be to float off with her by your side! How quickly you would no longer see any problem to existence at all!
In short, how easily you would become the fat-skinny kid.
A Hymn to the Dark Queen
You see, it has to be this way
Nothing more to say
Except that I hope your sultry reign of terror
Never comes to an end.
Oh yes I walk heavy with you on the brain
And these emotions are almost too much to sustain
But I would rather die than to have them tamed
Is this insane?
No. I have only begun to play this game.
And as LA pours down its rain of shallow water
I know somewhere in this cavernous soul
Nothing has been in vain.
So push baby push
It only makes my limbs into lightning steel
My legs oak trees
And my eyes ablaze
Oh please throw me
Another maze.
Do not move in to kiss her too often. You're doing it to affirm your possession. It is a form of wigging. Monster Boy is around the corner.
Do whatever it takes to keep humor high. If your spirits drop, go find solitude.
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