March 21 - April 19 |
You will die and no one will go to your funeral...Peter wrote this. |
April 20 - May 20 |
The jelly in my pants is turning me into a robot. |
May 21 - June 21 |
If I had a dollar for everytime I was called Mickey Mouse with a hangover...I would be pretty damn poor |
June 22 - July 22 |
There's cancer on my face....and a kitty. Kitties and cancer make me a better dancer. |
July 23 - August 22 |
You're a lion who plays drums and your also a dick. You make fun of kids half your age and you hold 3 month old $10 grudges with someone in Missoula,MT when you live in Seattle |
August 23 - September 22 |
If my house was made of candy canes...I'd have a sticky house with pepermint breath. |
September 23 - October 22 |
i'm a vampire of death...arggh...roar... |
October 23 - November 21 |
I blame Barzon...bouncing on a trampoline with his snowboard...shucks. |
November 22 - December 21 |
If I didn't know better, I'd say that you use a chees grater for a pillow. |
December 22 - January 19 |
Chocolate will never replace the love that is shared between a person and their lucky charms. |
January 20 - |
Blop. |
February 19 - |
Rainbows are going to destroy the universe someday. |