Patrick Ryan is a freshman excited to be a part of Nuthouse as someone other than an audience member (because he can’t sit down too long in one place). Among his hobbies are acting, soccer and aimlessly walking in the wee hours of the morning with his thoughts. He walks alone a lot. He attributes his uncanny abilities to the genetically altered sea monkey who bit him when he was small, granting him super-human flexibility and a tendency to sleep with his eyes open.
“It’s 106 miles to Chicago. We’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses. Hit it.”
