You Might be a True-Hiker...

We all enjoy the great outdoors. However some enjoy it more than others. Now how do you know if you are a day hiker, a weekender, or a True-hiker? There are a few qualifacations...

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Because you might just be a True-hiker    IF...

- If you have ever eaten an M&M off the trail and looked for more. - If feet are a serious topic of conversation - If your boots are mostly duct tape - If your socks are mostly duct tape - If your feet are mostly duct tape - If your ideal of luxury is two crossed trees - If you prefer a flat rock to your kitchen - If a cow has ever tipped you - If "I showered yesterday" is a pick-up line - If "You don't smell that bad" is a compliment - If you see a bear and think of your food bag before your safety - If you ever cut your toothbrush in half to save weight - If you have named your pack - If you talk with your pack - If you get lonely without your pack - If you ever rejected a food because it didn't have Enough calories - If you've ever argued with someone over a spoon - If you think boy scouts can be evil - If you know what yogi-ing means - If you chase bugs off of your pack not because they are creepy but for weight - If  you couldn't decide whether to drink your alcohol or burn it. - If you have used a bandana for more than 10 things at once. - If you've ever peed on a rattlesnake and lived to tell about it. - If a bug has landed in your food and you kept on eating.

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