so you wanna be a causey...

We're pleased by your interest. The ultimate goal of THE CAUSEY WAY is to multiply and prosper, of course, and we can't do that without you. There are, however, a few matters of procedure necessitated by our continued attempts to form a strong CAUSEY foundation built more upon the distinctions of quality than the vagaries of quantity. In compliance with CAUSEY, then, you will promptly complete, detach, and submit the following Judgement Form, which will be processed, evaluated, and categorized into one of the three rankings, available to you at this time: Category C, Category P, or Category X.

category C

CAUSEY. Your application has been processed and approved by authorities at The CAUSEY Compound. You are privy to future CAUSEY events, invocations, and exhortations. You will receive further information, which will guide you on your path to CAUSEY. (See THE CAUSEY WAY, Chapter 12, "Do all paths lead to CAUSEY?") You will learn the secret CAUSEY genuflection, an invaluable tool for identifying other CAUSEYS. You will receive guidelines for obtaining the ordained CAUSEY canonicals. You may also be eligible for CAUSEY Cash.

category P

Probationary CAUSEY. This category represents a Purgatory of sorts. CAUSEY has not judged you completely useless, yet your CAUSEY potential needs to be honed and developed before you can access the CAUSEY canon or fellowship openly with CAUSEYS. Study THE CAUSEY WAY, establish Category C role models, follow CAUSEY's instructions, and perhaps you can achieve Category C status.

category X

Not CAUSEY. CAUSEY has evaluated your Judgement Form and ordained that you are either an active, malevolent threat to THE CAUSEY WAY or, of perhaps no fault of your own, you are hopelessly, tragically Not CAUSEY. You will be denied access to any further CAUSEY events, information, or intercessions.

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