Please read thoroughly, you never know when you, or a loved one, will be
faced with a botanist.
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Frequently Asked Questions
How to prevent and cure botany.
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This is a very difficult question. The first indication that a person might be a botanist is their involvement with plants. If you see a young child smelling a flower, be wary, this child could be a botanist. Other interactions with plants could include picking, planting, or observing them. If you see anyone interacting with plants in these or other manners, please take caution and follow the directions on what to do when you spot a botanist.
Take extreme caution! The first thing to do is yell "botanist" loudly and point to the alleged botanist. Alerting people to a possible botanist is essential. It allows people to seek shelter and find help. After alerting the nearby area of the botanist, call or e-mail us ( bjlemail-web@yahoo.com ). We will chart botanists locations and take action as we see fit.
No. We do not seek revenge by killing or even harming. We are a peaceful group. Simply alerting others and us of botanists will help us to find and help these botanists repent and convert to a better living.
Quickly confine your spouse to one room of your house. Discard all plants in your house. Contact us, and we will help. Do not panic, your spouse can change. We can help.
Repent and be saved.
Yes. Although there are many factors to why people become a botanist, they can be helped. Ex-botanists can live a happier, more fulfilling life as a statistician or toll booth collector.