Twelve Step Plan

Step One	Recognize and admit that you are a botanist. Coming to the realization that you are a botanist and are going against what nature intended will allow you to treat your problem.
Step Two	Educate yourself about your problem, and understand that you can be helped. Understanding and knowledge are the best keys to fighting a problem.
Step Three	Forgive yourself and forgive others. By forgiving, you allow yourself to open up and change.
Step Four	Find alternate sources of entertainment or occupation. Begin searching for outlets, this will allow you to move from your problems.
Step Five	Get rid of all things (books, papers, plants, etc.) related to botany. By riding yourself of all reminders, it is easier to forget and move on.
Step Six	Erase your botanist memory. The botanist's memory, located in the frontal lobe, is where all evil botanist plots are created, and eliminating this section by receiving a lobotomy will help.
Step Seven	Take on another profession. Another profession will allow you to completely forget about your botanist past.
Step Eight	Start waiting. Waiting usually helps things.
Step Nine	Wait.
Step Ten	Wait some more.
Step Eleven	Be cured. It is important to be cured, or else you will have to start the twelve steps all over again.
Step Twelve	Enjoy being Botany-Free. Help other botanists realize the error of their ways and help them recognize and treat their botany problem.