Twelve Steps to Be Botany-Free


Don't end up like this cow/horse,
DO SOMETHING!

Step One Recognize and admit that you are a botanist. Coming to the realization that you are a botanist and are going against what nature intended will allow you to treat your problem.
Step Two Educate yourself about your problem, and understand that you can be helped. Understanding and knowledge are the best keys to fighting a problem.
Step Three Forgive yourself and forgive others. By forgiving, you allow yourself to open up and change.
Step Four Find alternate sources of entertainment or occupation. Begin searching for outlets, this will allow you to move from your problems.
Step Five Get rid of all things (books, papers, plants, etc.) related to botany. By riding yourself of all reminders, it is easier to forget and move on.
Step Six Erase your botanist memory. The botanist's memory, located in the frontal lobe, is where all evil botanist plots are created, and eliminating this section by receiving a lobotomy will help.
Step Seven Take on another profession. Another profession will allow you to completely forget about your botanist past.
Step Eight Start waiting. Waiting usually helps things.
Step Nine Wait.
Step Ten Wait some more.
Step Eleven Be cured. It is important to be cured, or else you will have to start the twelve steps all over again.
Step Twelve Enjoy being Botany-Free. Help other botanists realize the error of their ways and help them recognize and treat their botany problem.

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