Twelve Steps to Be Botany-Free
Don't end up like this cow/horse,
DO SOMETHING!
Step One | Recognize and admit that you are a botanist. Coming to the realization that you are a botanist and are going against what nature intended will allow you to treat your problem. |
Step Two | Educate yourself about your problem, and understand that you can be helped. Understanding and knowledge are the best keys to fighting a problem. |
Step Three | Forgive yourself and forgive others. By forgiving, you allow yourself to open up and change. |
Step Four | Find alternate sources of entertainment or occupation. Begin searching for outlets, this will allow you to move from your problems. |
Step Five | Get rid of all things (books, papers, plants, etc.) related to botany. By riding yourself of all reminders, it is easier to forget and move on. |
Step Six | Erase your botanist memory. The botanist's memory, located in the frontal lobe, is where all evil botanist plots are created, and eliminating this section by receiving a lobotomy will help. |
Step Seven | Take on another profession. Another profession will allow you to completely forget about your botanist past. |
Step Eight | Start waiting. Waiting usually helps things. |
Step Nine | Wait. |
Step Ten | Wait some more. |
Step Eleven | Be cured. It is important to be cured, or else you will have to start the twelve steps all over again. |
Step Twelve | Enjoy being Botany-Free. Help other botanists realize the error of their ways and help them recognize and treat their botany problem. |