Interview With a Botanist

Encounter With the Botanists
The Deadly Interview

The alluring smell of flowers caught my attention.
I did what Toucan Sam would have done, followed my nose.
Suddenly, I was ambushed by a group of botanists who knew of my plans to change them.
I tried for a quick escape, but I was surrounded.
I managed to ask them a few quick questions before they released some plant toxins.
Here is the transcript of the dialogue between me and one of them.

Poor Ol' Me: I won't stop. I'll change every one of you!

Evil Botanist: You don't know what you're getting yourself into!

Helpless Me: What evil things do you have planned?!

Villainous Botanist: We're going to take over the world. Muhahahaha. And convert everyone into our plant raising slaves!

Defenseless Me: Why would you do such a thing!?

Rabid Botanist: Because, the plants are the way of the future. Humans will be no match to what we have created.

Pretty Damsel in Distress Me: You bad people! I will stop you! I already have a following to take you all down!

Satanic Botanist: [with evil grin] It will be too late!

Too Cute to Die Me: Never!

At this point plant toxins were released and I woke up in a greenhouse. I found my way home, but I snapped these photos first:

Apparently, this is one of their new plants.

This is another breed of their evil plants.

These sick botanists are testing their plants on child laborers.

Coco is a handsome Maltese.

Even little bunnies can be botanists.

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