Step Two: Examining the Goods

First, you need to pick up the can of orange juice concentrate.  Be extremely careful when handling the can, because as everyone knows, "Concentrate" means "Really, REALLY dangerous.  Like this stuff could take a guy's head off".  However, be sure to pick it up both carefully and MANLY.  This is The MAN'S Guide to Making Orange Juice, you know.

This can of orange juice concentrate was purchased at Trader Joe's.  I figured that Trader Joe's would have good orange juice making materials for two reasons:

Reason Number One Trader Joe is a MAN.  MEN like good orange juice.  Therefore, Trader Joe must know his stuff when it comes to orange juice making.

Reason Number Two Trader Joe's also sells beer.  Lots of beer.  And from what people of the legal drinking age tell me, its lots of good beer.  If a place has good beer, it's only logical that it must also have good orange juice concentrate.  After all, both come in cans.

Moving On To STEP THREE

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