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Misc replays

ok the following replays are miscellaneous replays either found by one of the PubSIuts or has been sent in by a fan of the PubSIuts.



Roket-Elf. and Teh.Hyper vs Anuity and Sorix
Game:2v2 AT
Version: RoC 1.12 Map:Swamp of sorrows
Description:
Roket sent this in to us and his description was.. "How quickly the tides of battle turn" Roketcatcha, our resident Orc player is trying his hand at Night Elf, Sorix is his regular UD anuity goes random and gets NE while Hyper basically tries not to get his human raped LOL!! Hell of a game here guys, Sorix runs into Roket afew times and ports out trying to Nuke a DH and losing his DK, close game all the way. Roket and hyper end up in Anuity's town and trash half of it, killing most of their enemies forces, meanwhile afew fiends and 2 or 3 frosties start to rally to anuitys base, will it be enough to make the difference? Lots of high level hero's lots of nice micro and hero killing. Highly reccomended and gets Chinese's official 2 Fingers up!!!
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Fate[nC] and Zio. vs Nubsauce-1 and DarkChild-
Game:2v2 AT
Version: RoC 1.12 Map:Gnoll wood
Description:
Great game here, as you can tell from the names, these are all high quality players here. Nubsauce and fate basically both do Dk/lich/fiends/necs While the 2 elfs, Zio. and darkchild get DH/archers, while zio gets dott dryad, DarkChild- gets archer dott and chims. This game gets the official Chinese 2 fingers up!!!
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Fate[nC] and RINOA vs SlowWar and FU-Noob
Game:UDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUD
Version: RoC 1.12 Map:Lost Temple
Description:
This game has some great battles in it, fate and his Partner both go UD as does fu-Noob, SlowWar goes random as usuall and draws NE, 4 very high quality players here. so 3 UD's and a NE, what does this all add up to? ill tell you, it all adds up to a very unhappy Demon hunter. Even with 3 heal pots. alot of fiends/necs/banshees, but alot of great fights too, check em out guys, this one comes highly recommended.
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Fate[nC] and Chaos_Thang vs PuFfy and Gte[eeyore]
Game:2v2 AT
Version: RoC 1.12 Map:CRUCIBLE !!! FUK YEAH!!!
Description:
Nice game here, fate and chaos are both UD, With chaos thang still reeling from the abuse handed to him by R(y)O (lol). Puffy gets Human, and eeyore gets Orc, Fate does his standard Fiend cheese build, chaos goes ghouls and gargs, puffy gets foot AM/MK with casters while eeyore gets.. (well.. raped really). hh casters. Naturally, there will be some hero nukes in this game.
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Fate[nC] vs The_OneMarauder
Game:1v1 Ladder
Version: RoC 1.12 Map:Ledgends
Description:
This is a nice comeback game here folws, Fate plays UD and Marauder plays as Elf, There has been some talk of marauder hacking, personally, i think he has made it thru 2 hacker sweeps with accounts intact, he is ok. Nice game here anyway folks, Fate goes ghouls marauder ses this and goes for hippo riders, some nice battles here and the Marauders trademark of asking for a free win!! GG check it out.
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R(Y)O vs SacroSanctSage
Game:1v1 Ladder
Version: RoC 1.12 Map:Tranquil path
Description:
The game begins with a very sure of himself Sage mouthing off about "I will be level 20 after this" a quik reBUTTal from ryo involves a rather pompus AM shoving his lurve rod up a willing keepers ... Ahem, Abuse aplenty here folks, Ryo our resident master human abuser has done it again.
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R(Y)O and fluffy vs CHaos_Thang and some random nub
Game:2v2 AT
Version: RoC 1.12 Map:Swamp of sorrows
Description:
I know the question u are all asking yoorselves, can RYO top his infamous abuse from last game and hand the ledgendary Chaos_Thang a pasting? I wont be giving that away here, so go ask someone else u asshat! I will however say, that Chaos thang does see RYO's abuse! and politely brings it up, While massing Crypt fiends and frosties himself. err....
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The greatest surround ever....hands down
Game:1v1 Ladder
Version: RoC 1.12 Map:Plunder Isle
Description:
This is without a doubt the best surround i have ever seen in my life... keep an eye out for it around the 4:30 minute mark.....enough said. Thanks to HH_ARE_IMBA for the replay...Ohh Emm Eff Gee
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DoULikeSchiede vs SlowFlow
Game:1v1 Ladder
Version: RoC 1.12 Map:FrostSabre
Description:
Mr IHaxAlot himself, SlowFlow matches up vs one of the top UD players on East on the map FrostSabre, This game has a nice early push on HaxAlot's town with fiends, later switching to gargs, when the orc's hero's start leveling up. Lots of smack talking, LOTS of creep jacks with most being very suspect. Enjoy the game guys.
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Beverage vs SlowFlow
Game:1v1 Ladder
Version: RoC 1.12 Map:FrostSabre
Description:
HaxAlot is back, this time vs Beverage on FrostSabre, some early talk about hacking, afew archers and a Dh begin the push on the orc's fragile burrows. every time beverage creeps, it seems slowflow is right behind him, proving all hackers are gay, coming from behind. SlowFlow makes his army of casters/cows with afew hh thrown in later when beverage gets the advantage with hippo riders. Some very nice play from Beverage saving his DH afew times from the constant purge. Enjoy!
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GG-Fear-Rebel. and Gte[Eeyore] vs
Game:2v2 AT
Version: RoC 1.12 Map:Duskwood
Description:
This game starts off with the not so known players abit worried about their opponents. When they clearly have no need to be. duel orc, one gets wyvs, one gets casters and grunt/hh, gte[eeyore] makes lots of wyvs while GG-fear-Rebel. gets fiends early and for some reason decides that mass gargs are the way to win a game... OK THEN!!. With 1 sentry ward they assume they have the whole map covered, leaving no room for their opponents wards, and accuse their lesser opponents of hacking and ban them from Channel clan xroc. So just a warning, dont go beating GG-Fear-Rebel. when she is in a bad mood or u too will get banned. .... LAME!!! (of corse, eeyore is cool)
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Roketcatcha and Teh.NightFury vs 2 hero nukin ass UD players
Game:2v2 AT
Version: RoC 1.12 Map:Gnoll Wood
Description:
One of the best comeback games i have seen in a while, some nice use of Lightning Shield, lotsa high level hero's lotsa hero nuking, a very tense game, alot of early fights and basically more action than YeOlde at a pub full of hairy ass men.
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Teh.Hyper And AceOfSpades- vs Eminem( and S0uthPark
Game:2v2 AT
Version: RoC 1.12 Map:Gnoll Wood
Description:
OMG ASSHATS!! This game features everybodys favourite nub ass human player Teh.Hyper!! LOL, nah, its all good, hyper and aceofspades bad mannering some pretty record noobs, keep in mind Eminem( had his last account reset for Map hack and hyper caught him in a custom game when fog of war was turned off, and eminem still scouted, got totally busted. Anyways, quite a GG, check it out nubs!
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R(y)O vs Strongnoob
Game:1v1 Ladder
Version: RoC 1.12 Map:Tranquil paths
Description:

The abusive human player R(y)O procedes to fast expo which drives everyone who doesnt play Human totally insane. But this time its cool, because it drives his enemy TOTALLY INSANE, ROFL this guy get madder than 52YearOlds AT partners. Tri hero from both, innerfired knights and rifles for ryo and ghouls, aboms and gargs for his opponent StrongNoob. Quite a gg, made better by lotsa bad manners.
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Roket/ikari vs nlgger-lips/shadow
Game:2v2 AT
Version: RoC 1.12 Map:Game 1 NE paradise, Game 2Duskwood
Description: Game one is full of cheesy elfs doing their thing, lotsa cyclone, all high level hero's, intense skirmishes, bad manners(of corse) and while calling your enemy a noob your partner drops .... ill let you watch the rest.

Game 2 Orc/UD vs NE/UD match-up here on duskwood, nlgger-llps is alot better mannered this game, Roket tries to get him fired up with a little of the chat he recived in game one. This game is a battle of ranged units with casters, till somebody gets afew meelee units and pounds the snot out of everything. Watch for the almost lvl 6 TC running to the health fountain with Unholy frenzy slowly killing him... Warning, there is a sappy ending to this game, with everybody suking rokets cock about how good he is.(And deservedly so)
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Name: Hyper, Occupation: Bashing hacker noobs 9 till 5 with visibility off
Game:Solo custom (WITH FULL VISION ON rofl)
Version: RoC 1.12 Map:Thrashed Temple
Description: Funny aS$ replay sent in by Teh.HyPeR of a little custom game he played against EMiNeM(. Little does the tryhard wannabe gangsta rapper know, but Hyper happened to turn off fog in this custom game, making the whole map visible!!!1 This replay goes to show that hackers cant compete with good players when there sight advantage is taken away and the playing grounds are equal.
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DisCoMasTa vs GoLdeNaGe
Game:Solo ladder
Version: RoC 1.12 Map:Frostsabre
Description: Nice little replay here on Frostsabre between two undeads each with very few losses. In the red corner we have GoLdeNaGe and in the blue corner we have DisCoMasTa. Translating this replay into language that female non-war3 site visitors may understand.... GoldenAge makes a man on a horsey and masses shaved rats. Discomasta swings his hunchbacks onto the dance floor and does the Waltz before bending GoldenAge over and giving him a golden shower, thanks to the help of a 1500hitpoint yellow wedding singer on fire and a sh1tload of seagulls on crack. Thanks to DiscoMasta for the replay
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Somebody told Chinese_PubSIut its Hero killing season!!!!11
Game:2v2 AT
Version: RoC 1.12 Map:Gnoll Wood
Description: here we have a good game between everyones favourites Chinese and LagTest _PubSIut's and every ones least favourite Stats_And_Quit and sR.scary. These two teams go at it harder than a two day deprived Ye_Olde_PubSIut. Highlights of this match are definately Chinese's awesome 9 hero kills including 2 x level 1 shockwave hero kills in a span of 30 seconds....now come on that takes some skill. Other highlights include LagTest's dispel spamming in the closing battle which probably had something to do with his very sexy 84APM....(Ed:stfu noobs take away your rally point spamming and you are on like 20apm k THX)
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52 vs Goaz haXor
Game:1v1 ladder
Version: RoC 1.12 Map:Ledgends
Description: Some nice early skirmishes, The lvl 19 player Goaz-4Ever(bod) seems to have a sixth sence about when his town will be under attack, and leaves creeps to run home, loads up burrows with some nice timing. of corse this could all be good luck, but his account is reset now :)
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52yearsOldREPLAYPACK #2 (not AT backstabbing this time)
Game:solos/AT
Version: RoC 1.12 Map:Various Maps
  • 52 vs RlNOA well god damn this game was longer than the guy from down the pub's......oh hi! umm probably one of the best and closest UD mirror matches you will ever see. excellent strategy switching by both players, trying to counter and out micro each other for 40 minutes straight? what else can i say? did 52yearOldVirgin give RlNOA his 6th loss making it 80-6 OR did RlNOA manage to break in the virgin with no lubricant creating a rather sore and red rash.....
  • 52 vs HaTeFrOZeN2 nothing special in this game, just a well known UD who enjoys a bit of the....WAIT a minute did he deliberately disconnect himself due to 52s awesome, breath taking and death defying micromanagement at the goblin shop!? or did he luck out.....who do you think was leaning towards the winner had it kept going?
  • 52 vs RoTaNiMoD ok 52 had a word to me about an arrangement we had. i was going to sleep with every single employee of 52yearoldvirgins Internet Service Provider in return for his gosu replays. what i did forget was that i was unable to pump every employee...i was close, every employeee except one........ Happy420 i tried and tried to seduce this young man, i even called up Polish_PubSIut to come down and give it a whirl but to no avail...Happy420 gladly informed me that he was homosexual and vowed never to touch a female again after his mother stuck her finger in his ass. Anyway moral of the story is that Happy420 for some reason decided to lag out 52 and cause extreme lag resulting in the game known as Lag City.....
  • 52 vs Cumnos ok this guy may be a nobody but his imbalanced HUman ass put up some struggle against 52....i call this game...Archmage getting nuked by coil/nova/inferno.
  • 52+ Teh.Hyper vs FuSiOn[CotN] and Cosmar. ok this game was a milestone, a special game for 52, it was his first ever and only win using the Human race..and what better way to bring it up than by raping (with Teh.Hypers help) two level 20 players (with Teh.Hypers help, making them look like level 5 RT players) Cosmar. and Fusion[CotN]. this game will be plastered in the hall of fame forever known as 90 CLAPPIN ROAD, CLAPISSIPPI, CLAP CITY, CLAPVILLE (right opposite Chinese_PubSIuts house!) oh by the way, be sure to check out Hypers gosu blizzarding in this game, its teh shit and a half!
    Download the replay pack NOW! mother b1tches!

    RlNOA vs UnitShifter
    Game:1v1 ladder
    Version: RoC 1.12 Map:Tranquil Paths
    Description: Game sent in to us by RlNOA, archers early from the Elf player, switching to hippo riders and some Dott, ghouls early from UD, switching to fiends when he notices the hippos, fast expand from both. A fair bit of strat switching from both players and a DH to have nightmares about.
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    replay RoKetpack
    Game:2v2AT
    Version: RoC 1.12 Map:LT, Gnoll Wood, Duskwood
    Description: Check em out asshats, 3 nice reps showing various strats vs various respected enemies. Of corse there is a little trash talking among friends:)
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    Good 2v2 AT
    Game:2v2AT
    Version: RoC 1.12 Map:Swamp Of Sorrows
    Description: Some nice early skirmishes, a DH that just DOESNT wanna die, interesting HH/Lust/doc with Blademaster and TCand archer dott, with DH from the NE
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    This replay has some very good players included in it, including MoD-Raider with his 1500 UD wins and RlNOA with his amazing record of 450 + wins and 23 losses. Different strategy from your everyday Wyvern massing orc, DL it and enjoy guys.


    Good high level 2v2 AT
    Game:2v2AT
    Version: RoC 1.12 Map:Scorched Basin - aka - NE Paradise
    Description: Early pressure applied by team Roket and Fury, creep jackings late beastiary and Fiend raping wyvern when caught alone
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    Worlds Dumbest Hacker Step up biches and gentlenubcakes.
    Game:2v2AT
    Version: RoC 1.12 Map:StromGuard
    Description: This game is pretty much a creepfest followed by some total rape at the end, the chat is well worth the watch, as our young virgins (btw give the pubsIuts a call guys) spam this Bl00d guy for all they are worth. His ally doesnt seem detered by all the hack chat(As it turns out he hacks too, k thx owned nubs). Some nice things to note. 89 own afew heros in pretty ballsy solo move he only could have learnt from Teh.Nightfury and of corse 52's patented very fast inferno stone rush with DL and very late DK. Enjoy and dont forget to spam this hacker online whenever u see him, even add him to ur f-list, i know i have.
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    52yearoldVirgin LOSES HIS VIRGINITY! BUTTFUKING 2 NORWEIGN HACKERS!
    Game:2v2AT
    Version: RoC 1.12 Map:Crucible
    Description: ok i was sent this replay and after watching the first few minutes it automatically recieved the PubSIut Stamp Of Approval. what started off in being a game of who had the most score between 52yearoldVirgin and Teh.NightFury soon became a 2v1 matchup. The two Norway Noobs in Acid-Norway(ORC) and Dooley-Norway(UNDEAD) who via there maphacks discovered Teh.Nightfury having nothing but a goat and 2 trees, ran cross map and decided to tower him. From here on in, the goat ran down the pub, bought 2 condoms out of the vending machine and handed them over to 52. Unexperienced in this, 52yearOldVirgin took 15 minutes out to read the instructions on how to roll them on, lubed it up and rammed it straight home on the 2 norwegian noobs.
    1 STAR!! 1 STAR!! 1 STAR!! 1 STAR!! 1 STAR!! 1 STAR!! 1 STAR!! 1 STAR!! 1 STAR!! 1 STAR!!
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    A very nice come from behind from Fury as he always does down the pub with the SIuts
    Game:custom 1v1
    Version: RoC 1.12 Map: Scorched Basin -aka- NE paradise
    Description: Typical NE vs NE i guess, could be wrong, because nothing could bore me more than watching 2 NE's duke it out, err.. this game is an exception tho!! yes, yes that will do.. err. check it out now asshats. It is between Teh.NightFury and some asshat who's name is a real pain to work out ima just call him barcode. Enjoy. Download the replay


    This replay is posted for one main reason, to show a dumb ass hacker!
    Game:AT 2v2
    Version: RoC 1.12 Map: Swamp of sorrows
    Description: This blood guy is a half friend of mine, or was, asshat hacked vs someone he knows. so he gets OWNED. Thanks Roketcatcha for emailing this replay to us, There are afew nice things to note, Put the vision onto Bl00ds and watch Roketcatcha's base at top middle, pls note the red circles around his buildings and feel free to spam this ass on Bnet about it. Interesting creeping by Roketcatcha and Prophet, harassment from hacker and his nubass Ally, afew wyvern skirmishes, 1 Beautifull shockwave taking out 2 Farseer's in one hit. Also proves u cant fuk with Roketcatcha even with ya hacks nubs.
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    VOTE 1 LIGHTKNIGHT69 FOR PRESIDENT!!!!
    Game:AT 2v2
    Version: tFT 1.12 Map: Scorched Basin
    Description: ok i came across this replay on a different site and found it worthy of pubSIut.com in that it features:
  • [a] possibly the best trash talking EVER seen on battle.net in a 2v2 AT (yes you read correct this is damn good smack talking)
  • [b] Tray, the biggest most cheesiest human player on the US West server getting his pale ass handed to him on a platter by clearly the 2 better players in LightKnight69 and his apprentice.
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    89 drops and 52 69's both of them
    Game:AT 2v2
    Version: RoC 1.12 Map: Lost Temple (original)
    Description: okay this replay submitted by a gosu frequent visitor to yeoldepubSIut.com, going by the name of 52yearOldVirgin. He/she whatever sex the virgin is, accompanied by its possible adopted mother/father 89yearoldVirgin take on an elf and an orc on the original lost temple. 89 for some reason drops (possibly a stroke or heart attack) and the game seems over...from here on in a lot of nervous heroes are running around, avoiding the Coil/Chain/Wave/Nova nuke combo.....very well micro'd and macro'd by 52 controlling both armies and all heroes. NOTE: nice detonation by Chaos_Dry4d too.
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    40 Minute UD mirror nothin but heroes left
    Game:Solo (Ladder)
    Version: RoC 1.12 Map: Frostsabre
    Description: ok once again we have our resident replay submitter 52yearoldVirgin nearly losing its virginity to Zul-Jin.. A very exciting and long game where both armies are pretty much starved, leaving each side with only its heroes trying to eliminate what could be called expansions. Infernos play a major role and also the importance of towering up late game. It seems hard to attack an undead base even with the nerfed Noob Cannon AKA Black Citadel.
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