Poetry...

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Here's a collection of poetry I wrote in order to demand Mr Ederic Gave me a cookie... check out his poetry section for more details on this epic task of mine... or if he changes it click here for me to just tell you...

< Too short to care > life flies by fast, like pie pie can fly, don't ask why, just sit there and enjoy, the lovely pork pie.

< To The People I Love > To the one’s I love a small plucked dove not a great sign of love, cos it’s a naked dove, but then u tell me how many words rhyme with love, none but dove.

< Beer or cake > The epic question that I pose is, beer or cake? What do I mean you might suppose Is it which in preference u might take? It’s a simple question that I make But a million more soon arose

< Hitler Bad > Mr Hitler tell me why, Why’d you have to be so bad? Why’d you have to be so mean? Did you mean to make me cry? Did u mean to make me sad? Cos I think that’s just mean!

< I have an iPod > I have an iPod It is white and sleak and sexy Every night I lay it down And in the darkness snuggle

< An Ode To Coffee - "Sober"> ‘Suppose it stands to reason That, last resort, I find I turn to you My friend... smooth Canadian blend Last night’s alcoholic treason, - and with it the abuse of more than one fine Ewe- All these thoughts you’re soon to mend ...Thank you

< Ink and Paper > When once the topic arose, Of writing my memoirs in prose I laughed! I laughed and scoffed and scorned For you see, my life was more than dried up ink But was it? What had I achieved? So swiftly, as a ghostly visage, leaved And to my room I went And sat And pondered

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