| ASK A................ THE Advice Column |
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| Former Boy Band Member |
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| Dear Former Boy Band Member- My bestfriend is always ignoring me to go hang out with his loser girlfriend. It's gotten to the point that I only get to see him maybe once a week. I want my bestfriend back. What should I do? --Upset in Union City Dear Upset- Yo! Yo! What up homie? How all my peeps out there? Eric Garrett here, the Mack Daddy, His Stone Cold Baadaaaassness, the Orignial Gangsta, One Freaky Gangbanga. Ya'll prolly remember me from Deelite that happenest band ever. I'm out here makin a comeback wit a quickness. I'm just trying to keep it real, know what I'm sayin'? I'm using my mad sexy skills to bring the peace and shit. Cuz I'm back baby and don't you forget it. _______________________________________________________________ Dear Former Boy Band Member- There are these people at my work that just hang around my desk all day long and do nothing. They are really loud and it bothers me. I've tried to talking to them but they don't listen they just do it louder and more often. What can I do to make them leave me alone? I have even gone to their supervisor but it doesn't seem to help they just give me dirty looks and keep on doing it. --Fed-Up in Ferndale Dear Fed-Up- Now, I don't take shit from nobody, and I sure as hell don't take no shit from some crazy ass manager. Its not like I was doin that hard core shit just a little here and there. If that muthafukker didn't kick mah ass outta the band. Thats aight tho cause the fly honies still want to be up on me and shit. And now that I'm forming this new sound I'll be bringin in a whole new generation of girlies. |