| RANTS & RAVES |
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| Dear McDonalds Advertising- What the hell were you thinking? Are you trying to give everyone a brain tumor??? What is with that stupid ass commercial with Justin Timberlake and the skinny little fucks running around dancing and having a grand ol' time? Why don't you just show what really happens when people eat your food. Oh thats right...because if you did you'd show Joe Bob in the hospital getting his triple bi-pass. Or all those fat kids that are now suing you. By the way everyone knows it's Thousand Island Dressing on the Big Mac...Your secrets out! |
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| SECRET SAUCE MY ASS |
| Dear Boss Man- Please for the love of Christ stay away from me! Why do you keep coming over here pretending you know anything about my job. You don't even know anything about your own job! By the way...what exactly is it that you do? Because no one in this whole damn office knows. Not even your boss. If you can't even make a simple Excel spreadsheet then you have no business working here. SO PLEASE LEAVE! Oh yeah and your a gross old man! Not a sex machine and certainly nothing I would ever want touching me. So if you come over here again and start talking about what a stud you are I'm going to permantly damage your manhood. Yes that is a threat. You are so gross! Also...Stop giving me these bullshit assignments. What the hell is your problem? Can't you say no to these people? Don't come by my desk anymore you sick pervert. |
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| Dear Bonnie Raitt Fan- Please...PLEASE stop playing that c.d. over and over again! I'm about to kill myself. If I hear I Can't Make You Love Me one more time someone is going to die and well I have plans tonight so looks like its going to be you! You are the most annoying person I have ever seen. The repeat button is for in your car and with headphones only! You don't hear me replaying my music over and over. Though I'm sure if I did I wouldn't pick annoying shit to replay. I hate you I HATE YOU!! |
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