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| Road Rage in the Middle Lane Penelope Bolton Euless, TX- A five mile drive wehnt horribly awry Thursday when Kimberly St. Donicker, 22, happened by a turquoise truck filled with Mexican construction workers on there way to a site. "They were just staring at me," explained St. Donicker. "I was blinded by rage at their leering and off color comments." St. Donickers 2003 Mustang was only slightly damaged in the ensuing rear ending. "I don't know what I was thinking," Says St. Donicker, "I just know that suddenly there were flying bodies all around as the Mexicans flew out of the bed of the truck." The owner of the truck declined an interview but did state that no charges will be pressed since most of his employees are here illegally anyway. |
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| Rage in the WorkPlace Penelope Bolton Grapevine, TX- Kimberly St. Donniker has been up to her old tricks again this time though she was out of her car. St. Donniker was working at her job as a cashier in a local sporting goods store when she suddenly flew into a rage. Witnesses say as soon as the Asian woman walked into the store St. Donniker started to curse under her breath. "When she saw the womans family enter shortly after she nearly lost it." Marcus Gimpingfield stated. St. Donniker tried to leave the area her coworkers stated but she was unable to abandon her post. At 1pm the Asian family of 4 came to St. Donnikers line to checkout. "I couldn't control myself, they just stood there and yelled at me in their creepy language. I just couldn't control it." St. Donniker stated early Wednesday morning. "Yeah man I've never seen Kimberly go crazy like that before," said Leonardo Levinthal, St. Donnikers supervisor. "I mean there was a rumor going around that she ran over some Mexicans but I thought that was just a joke." "Oh dude she just went completly batshit on that family," Jacob Reins stated, "She grabbed the lady by the hair and just slammed her face in the registar; It was hilarious." St. Donniker was set to stand trial in early October but the Asian family she attacked dropped the charges due to the fact they had already purchased their plane tickets home and their daughter had a big violin recital coming up. |
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