The Calusari

(Mulder talking about a helium balloon that traveled 
laterally instead of rising up.)
Mulder: And the one thing I did learn in kindergarten is 
        when you let them go, they float up, up, and away. 
Scully: Did you learn about *wind* in kindergarten?

Scully: Did you ever hear of Munchausen by proxy?
Mulder: Yeah. My grandfather used to take that for his 
        stomach.