Humbug

Dr. Blockhead: Did you know that through the protective 
               Chinese art of tu bwan you can train 
               your testicles to draw up into your abdomen?
Mulder: Oh, I'm doing that as we speak.

(The Conundrum pops out of the cauldron.)
Mulder: I saw him this morning by the river. He was eating 
        a fish.
Dr. Blockhead: He knows between-show snacks will ruin 
               his appetite.
Mulder: I could be mistaken. Maybe it was another bald-
        headed jigsaw-puzzled tattooed naked guy I saw.

Mr. Nutt: You'd be surprised how many women find my 
          size intriguingly alluring.
Mulder: You'd be surprised how many men do as well.
(Smiles knowingly)

(Mulder and Scully are caught digging in Sheriff Hamilton's 
back yard.)
Sheriff Hamilton: May I ask what you're doing?
Mulder: We're exhuming...your potato?
Scully: (Gives long explanation about serial killers posing 
        as police officers)
Mulder (interrupting): We found out you used to be a dog-
                       faced boy.
Sheriff Hamilton: Investigation not going so well, huh?
(Mulder and Scully sigh)

(Mulder falls on Dr. Blockhead's bed of nails:)
Scully: Mulder! Are you okay?
Mulder: It's more comfortable than a futon.

(Mulder and Scully are chasing the twin and come across 
The Conundrum after he had been attacked. Mulder tries 
to describe the twin to The Conundrum.)
Mulder: Have you seen a... (Holds hands apart, indicating 
        a length)... a... (Gives up and continues search.)