D.P.O.

(Scully is talking to Mulder after being reamed by the 
sheriff.)
Scully: Feel free to jump in *any* time.
Mulder: Why?  You were doing just fine.

(Scully gets a partial shoe print from the crime scene.)
Scully: Here we go!
Mulder: That's great!  Now can you make me a little cherub 
        that squirts water?
(sidelong glance from Scully)

Scully: The tread looks like a standard military boot         ...men's...size 8 1/2.
Mulder: 8 1/2?!  That's pretty impressive, Scully!
Scully: Well, it says so right on the bottom.
Mulder: Oh...
 
Mulder: I don't know, Scully. But let's go see if the shoe 
        fits.
 
Zero:   Ya know, I've been thinking.
Darren: First time for everything.
 
Zero:   There's just one slight problem--she's married to 
        your boss.
Darren: Maybe I could fry him.
Zero:   Dude!  He's your *boss*!
Darren: Not if he's dead he won't be.
 
(Mulder leafs through a men's magazine in Darren's room.)
Scully: I'm surprised you haven't already read that issue.
Mulder: Oh, but I have. April is the cruelest month. But 
        *mine* didn't come with this. (holds up yearbook 
        photo)
 
Mulder: Did you see what he did to my phone?
Scully: You want to charge him with assaulting a cellular 
        phone?

Darren: I think you wanna be somewhere else right now, 
        'cause I'm in the mood for a little barbeque.
Zero:   No man!  Not the cows again!!