Dod Kalm

(Mulder looking very sick.)
Mulder: You're lucky you inherited your father's legs.
Scully: What?
Mulder: Sea legs.

(Mulder is getting really old.)
Mulder: I always thought I'd take a cruise when I got 
        older. This isn't what I had in mind.  The service 
        on this ship is terrible.

Scully: What do you know about free radicals?
Mulder: Is this a quiz?