Never Again

Mulder: I made a last ditch effort to get out of it, but
the Bureau's holding fast to its federal employee
vacation policy. I haven't taken a day off in 4
years so either I take a week vacation now or they
start NOT paying me for 8 weeks vacation time.
(Babbles on)
Scully: Why don't I have a desk?
Mulder: What do you mean? (Scully holds up M's nameplate)
I always assumed that that was your area
(motions backwards)
Scully: (A bit down) Over there...
Mulder: Okay, so we... we'll have them send down another desk
and there won't be any room to move around here but
we can put them really close together face to face.
Maybe we can play some BATTLESHIP!
Scully: So what is it you want me to keep an eye on?
Mulder: That contact that we met last night at the Wall.
Who had the distinction of being present for a first.
That being you abandoning me during questioning. In
the future I'll make sure that all those people
being interviewed provide you with a multimedia
laser show to keep your interest maintained.
Scully: I'm not going.
Mulder: What do you mean?
Scully: Your contact, while interesting in the context of
science fiction was... at least in my memory,
recounting a poorly veiled synopsis of an episode
of Rocky and Bullwinkle.
Mulder: Eenie Weenie Chili Beanie, the spirits are about
to speak?
Scully: Rocky and Bullwinkle are looking for an Upsidasian
mine. Boris Battenoff alters the road signs which
causes them to walk onto a secret military base where
they are picked up by a car with no windows, and
no door locks and there are silent explosions from
a compound called Hush-a-boom.
Mulder: So you're refusing an assignment based on the
adventures of (Boris voice) Moose and Skvirrel.
Scully: Look, Mulder, I have to go.
Mulder: What do you got, a date or something? (Scully quiet)
You, you're kidding!
Scully: I have everything under control. I will talk to
you later.
Mulder: All this because I... because I didn't get you a
desk?
Scully: Not everything is about you, Mulder. This is my
life.
Mulder: Yeah but it's my...

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