Feb. 18 —
Of Gutter Religion and a Dead Guru
I have a running feud with Hindu religious malarkey. The mindset of these heinous Hindus matches with the Thugs of British days. Thugs worshipped goddess Kali, they still do and they are still alive and active, not as Thugs but as gurus, special kind of gurus, your jet-setters, trend setters, Yagawallahs, Sanskrit Universitywallahs, free, unbridled sexwallahs.
One such nasty Hindu guru, Swami Onkarananda died on January 7, 2000. So gurus die too, what's the big deal? It is to me as I have been promoting this bad guru's good acts. I like Sanskrit. I think everyone knows that. Four years ago, feels like four hundred years ago in these fast track days, we Sanskrit lovers had a problem on the internet. The problem is and was genuine. We could not reproduce Devnagari script, the script in which Sanskrit is written in India.
My good buddy Avinash Chopde and bunch of other good fellows tried their best to solve the problem. Their solutions were more problematic than the problem itself. ITRANS system of writing Sanskrit and other selected Indian languages did not take off no matter who promoted it and for how long.
The scientific world, the world where need for writing in Sanskrit promoted a system. There is nothing wrong with the system but it was basically technology driven and not meant for a smooth flow of writing. Internet was struggling with that problem and HTML codes required that a ttf fonts be used. There were no such fonts in public domain and what was available was in the commercial sector. That too was not organized on any logical fashion.
Onkarananda Sanctuary volunteers came out with a product. I was given a copy for evaluation. I liked it and promoted it thru my articles and freely used it. I still use it, occasionally. I have no interest in Swami's other scams. These guys have a big operation in Rishikesh in India.
This fella, I never met nor did I showed much interest on his internet presence on the geocities. Now I find that he was a murderer and was jailed in Switzerland. How do you like that kind of ignorance. I am blaming myself for my naive acts of not checking the antecedents of this man, Swami Onkarananda.
Los Angeles Times' obituary section describes this Hindu Devil marauding in front of the glamorous world as a guru of exceptional spirituality and love for the mankind, love for his Hindu culture, love for the dead language, Sanskrit.
Swami Omkarananda
WINTERTHUR, Switzerland -Swami Omkarananda, a Hindu monk and sect leader who was imprisoned in Switzerland for attempted murder, died Tuesday. He was 70.
Omkarananda was charged along with other members of the sect for being behind a bomb attack at the home of Jakob Stucki, a lawmaker and Zurich police chief.
He was sentenced to 14 years in prison for attempted murder. He was released in 1985 and deported to India. A 15 -year ban on his return to Switzerland was due to expire later this year.
Thanks to the Los Angeles Times dated January 7, 2000.
Sid Harth..."Murder, mayhem, demolition, destruction, war mongering, debauch behavior, suspect spirituality is heart and soul of Hindu religion."
Hindu Ghost Busters Busted
Maybe, Hindu ghastly bastards busted would be more appropriate headline for this article. Since our "Yes Baby Yes!!!!!!!wallah, Jit has taken a sabbatical from shitting around, shouting around, hissing and pissing, duking and puking over supposedly what turned out to be a nightmare, not a dream come true for war mongering Hindus.
Idiotic concepts, nay, dildo fucking of nuclear kind of these saffron monkeys kept their chests and few well rounded breasts, buttocks swelled with glory of India for a while. Public perception, a thing that saffron simians are so adept at tweaking has almost vanished. No one speaks about erecting a temple on the site of Pokhran, II atom bomb explosion.
Puff Daddy, Lallu the criminal kallu, Lal Kishen Advani never chants his atom bomb mantra, at least not in public. These Hindu hoodlums cannot defend themselves from one insignificant bureaucrat, N Vittal who is telling them where real problems lie and how to take care of these nasty problems without exploding bunch of atom bombs in the desert.
These Hindu hoodlums have cheated the general public over the most sensitive issues such as need to have atom bombs or need to keep the hatred over Pakistan for no good reasons. Bill Clinton wishes that India takes a lead in the south east Asian economy and political stability, long lasting peace and cooperation between India and Pakistan and what Atal, et al gangsters do? They forbid Bill Clinton to meddle in their fracas, going strong even after fifty plus years of independence over Kashmir.
The constant talk about limited nuclear war with Pakistan is a bunch of bull. These bastards cannot clean up holy rivers Ganges and Yamuna, which have turned into virtual sewers. These idiots cannot stop major cities ridden with deadly, poisonous, pollution. This is all in peace time. The idiots have no plans for fighting AIDS related problems escalating to all time high, epidemic proportion. These bastards cannot differentiate culture and cultural symbolism that we witnessed over Deepa Mehta episode.
Thanks to the Economist dated February 19, 2000.
Sid Harth..."Do you have any idea what a limited nuclear war can bring them in terms of size of the real problems?"
Of Animals and Human Rights
As if my words are not good enough to describe these bastard Hindu animals, VHP, Bajarang Dal and BJP monkeys put on their patented song and dance routine breaking the laws of the land, rejecting the earlier compromise solution at the behest of the prime minister of India, Atal Behari Vajpayee.
Do tell me if such dangerous elements should be allowed to remain in the United States of America? They have a peculiar habit of twisting the meanings of common terms such as Human Rights when they are talking about their own animal rights, make it jungle animal, not trained circus animal rights.
VHP America takes direct orders from these same mother fuckers who are creating mayhem and mass hysteria. RSS is real though they have broken into several hundred separate, legally permissible social and religious outfits in this country. The RSS is the heart and soul of these animal farm shenanigans.
If India's Hindu fundamentalist led government cannot put a lid upon such hooliganism, imagine what they would do in the United States of America? In here they are more easily organized as they are having all the tricks, thanks to the money, position, and fast communication facilities such as internet.
Hindus in the north America means violent activities the same as in India. These rascals are heavily sedated with RSS brainwashing. They see no wrong in denying the reality. They do not obey and civil, secular or moral laws. Bastards run brothels in California. Swami Omkarananda like murders have high visibility and clout.
Omkarananda is dead but there are several characters who fit the bill and these common criminals would create the vandalism and other criminal acts if not stopped right now. Swami Chinmayananda founded the VHP in the United States of America with organizational and monetary support, make it generous support from the Patel motelwallahs and taxiwallahs community.
Thanks to the Rediff dated February 18, 2000.
Sid Harth..."Get these VHP vandals out of here from their hideouts in America."
Of Hindus and Human Sacrifice
One mother fucking Hindu is asking me to get my facts right. Yeah, I have heard that pagan demand once before. Hindu cruelty to their own is a matter of record. The record as set by Rediff report on Human sacrifice and two more to go before this maniac Hindu mother fucker finds his god promised pot of gold under the rainbow.
Talk about delusional behavior. The news as printed and referred to by me is not a fact. However, phony baloney historical lies perpetrated by two timing, shit shoveling heinous Hindus like Sudheer Birodkar is gods' truth. When are these Hindu bastards to learn that they can fuck their own mama as much as they like but they have no moral rights to stop me or others who show their crazy and criminal foundations of Hindu religion.
Where is that mother fucking N S R Krishna whose hurt went blinkety-blankety on few computer coolies arrest by INS officials? I like his humanity to shed a tear or two for the woman who lost her life to the crazy, immoral, superstitious and inhuman practice of Hindu ritual.
Thanks to the Rediff dated February 18, 2000.
Sid Harth..."Get the mother fucking criminals, computer coolies and cannibalistic cabal of Hindus led by Hindu, Brahmin Mafia RSS and their bastard babies, VHP, BJP and Bajarang Dal out of the United States of America before disaster comes a visiting."
Of Illegal Immigrants and Japanese Solution
Given the latest organized Hindu hoodlum activities in the United States of America, also given their extra territorial loyalties and anti-Americanism in general, I think it is worthwhile to deport them under the penalty of law, not the American law which is so liberal that criminals like Bhagwan Rajnish exploited to stay in this country with legal wrangling.
Bhagwan Rajnish, like his soul brother of Switzerland, Swami Omkarananda were found to conspire, connive, break all country moral and legal codes and deported. In case of Omkarananda rascal, he was jailed and deported. Millionaire Lakireddy Balireddy and his family have even gone further and took advantage of their money, position in society to import under age women for the specific purposes of prostitution. The biggest human import of slave labor was intercepted where hundreds of village idiots who paid up front huge sums of money in exchange for whisking them past immigration and naturalization service desks and check posts. Patel motelwallahs have engaged in such illegal and immoral activities right under the noses of INS officials.
Given the feces fascists control over the country India and its Hindu population and also given to their false propaganda against the multinational American company's businesses in India, I think it is advisable for the United States of America to start packing these pagans and repatriate them to their sewer of a country to rejoice and join other vandals in demolishing the democracy.
Thanks to the Washington Post dated February 18, 2000.
Sid Harth..."Throw all the RSS rascals, rogues and ruffians out, right now."
Of Goddamned Hindu Lying Louts
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Spin Doctoring, 101
My good buddy, G S Bhargava does it better than Ahmed Diwan ding bat ever could, spin doctoring. He does it with a folksy flair, generally reserved to the movie reviews, especially the one which has been highly recommended by the owner of the publication who has not only invested some major money in it but has a large sized advertising contract. The movie is a dog, a dump, a flop or something to that tune, yeah, off key too.
I am not going to shower G S Bhargava with usual and customary vulgarity, he is too green for that kind of thing. However, I am not going to spare his behind either.
I got a job, this is a story. The job is to make or write an eulogy. I am not a Mozart kind of creative person to write a symphony, a Requiem for the occasion but going to make my eulogy come alive, dang, I am using wrong imagery to describe a cold, dead cadaver. Be that as it may, it is a job and somebody has to do it.
This dead person is a bad dude, period. Nothing that he ever did amounts to a single praise. The enemies, that includes his estranged wife and bunch of children who suffered a great deal as this dude was rude and unloving to them. Not a single friend or even a distant relative who could supply with personal anecdote or two to jazz up the eulogy.
Here I go again:
Mr. Rajendra "Rajju Bhaiya" Singh, just imaginary name for an imaginary person, was a pillar of his family, neighborhood and society. Kind of risky proposition as he was not, just the opposite. The opening salvo has to be realistic, so the first sentence goes in the can.
Let us start with average flaws in a person and make an attempt to state that none of these warts belonged to this dead man. Scratching his balls rather vigorously in public, a common phenomena in India. His wife said, "no go, Rajju scratched his balls in public rather vigorously at the sight of a pretty thing, every single time."
Did he fart in public, perhaps belched or dig his nasal passages for some buggers? "Yes, yes and definitely yes," was the answer. How about being obnoxious, ill tempered, ill advised, ill begotten as in being a bastard? "Yes, yes, yes and definitely a big yes," was his wife's reply.
Having tested the waters I did not feel that realistic approach is going to work. Let us do some major spin doctoring of G S Bhargava genre.
"Honorable, spiritual, moral leader of this country has finally decided to retire from his ever conscientious job. Mr. Rajju lying here with such a peaceful demeanor is not scratching his balls in public even when bunch of party interns, bimbos with blush on their cheeks, northern and southern, are so close. Mr. Rajju is not belching, neither is he farting. The guy who spent all his life for environment purity is not adding his personal contribution of carbon dioxide and setting such glorious example to the rest of his grieving followers."
"One can verify that Mr. Rajju as described by his family, friends (sic) associates and followers as an unbending, stiff as a staff, mean and lean, cold blooded and a white face (liar) just by glancing at his body. With this kind of public testimony to this great man all those who said bad things about him while alive must show some genuine warmth."
"I suggest that they lit a fire under his (ass). What better way to see a hidden glow of a person who offered no resistance to progress, allowed free speech, did not obstruct the law and justice, helped secure rights for his clan (Brahmin bigots) and spared no moment of his busy (demolishing, destroying, disturbing) life for personal gains."
I was informed that time being of essence I should wrap up this lengthy tribute, Rajju shows signs of being alive again. "Maggots are crawling," I replied, not that it matters.
The end.
Thanks to the Deccan Herald dated February 19, 2000.
Sid Harth..."Damn it, RSS is a Devil incarnation, not a carnation, for heaven's sake."
Devil's Tall Tail
Actually, Devil has a small tail, little pointy at the end, not like a rat's long tail that the rats usually drag behind their rats' assess. RSS Devil has a very long tail, tall tales, these rats' asses, bastards telling white lies just about everything and anything in between.
Atal Behari Vajpayee, himself a card carrying RSS pretty boy declined to tell the truth that RSS is political. As if the Devil is ever going to admit about his evil spirit, spirituality, whatever.
The report planed carefully in the Free Press Journal for the benefit of little advance publicity for Jana Krishnamurthy, our new president of the BJP, definitely a political outfit is a typical fashion feces fascists communicate with the world. Just let their secret processes out for no apparent reasons.
Being a political party in a democratic country, Indian system of casting votes from the members of that party ought to be an acceptable procedure. In feces fascist occupied country of India, denials come much easier than determining the leaders or future party position holders from the Zandewalan Devil's kitchen. That is not politics for RSS. Shoving their hand picked man is not politics. Making decisions for the party members is not politics. What is politics then?
Devil knows.
Thanks to the Free Press Journal dated February 19, 2000.
Devil also knows, nay, he personally certifies that all Hindu gurus are almost moral and spiritual. I am not a great fan of this Devil dude but I am an expert on our own resident Devil of Zandewalan, Rajendra "Rajju Bhaiya" Singh's vociferous outburst on Indian patent on morality, such as it is. The Devil of Zandewalan is not happy that his saffron puppies, "paapii" sinners are called on the mat by Central Vigilance Commissioner, N Vittal. Vittal is being told that he is crossing the line. Which line that would be is an enigma to me. The Times of India report says that N Vittal so far merely suggested names, no crime in any country, especially when it is his job to do so.
Thanks to the Times of India Article 1 | Article 2 | dated February 19, 2000.
Sid Harth..."RSS is a Devil, RSS is a Devil, RSS is a Devil, RSS is a Devil, RSS is a Devil, that nobody can deny."
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