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Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep. Fran Lebowitz
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I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. Mark
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I reached for sleep and drew it round me like a blanket muffling pain and thought together in the merciful dark. Mary Stewart
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Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day. Anonymous
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piˇscine
adjective. Of, relating to, or characteristic of a fish or fishes. [Medieval Latin
piscēnus, from Latin piscis,
fish.]
You may often detect a yet smoother and darker water, separated from the rest as if by an
invisible cobweb, boom of the water nymphs, resting on it. From a hilltop you can see a
fish leap in almost any part; for not a pickerel or shiner picks an insect from this
smooth surface but it manifestly disturbs the equilibrium of the whole lake. It is
wonderful with what elaborateness this simple fact is advertised- this piscine murder will out- and from my distant perch
I distinguish the circling undulations when they are half a dozen rods in diameter.
WALDEN
Henry David Thoreau
Definitions from American Heritage Dictionary
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Second only to the common cold,
the widest-spread affliction of the human race is tooth decay. At least 90 percent of
Americans are believed to suffer from it. |
Revolutionary Dentures Sources:
| "Hodgepodge Two" | REIDER F. SOGNNAES, America s Most Famous
Teeth," Smithsonian, February 1973REIDER F.
SOGNNAES, America s Most Famous
Teeth," Smithsonian, February 1973 And God said, "Let the waters swarm with fish and other
life. Let the skies be filled with birds of every kind." Genesis 1:20 |
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The first grader came up to the playground teacher crying and crying
"Teacher, Teacher, Johnny just called me the 'E' word!" As the teacher
began to run through his list of naughty words in his mind he couldn't seem to come up
with it. So, he asked, "Uh, Michelle, what's the "E" word?"
From Bill's Punch Line Fowl Warning Two men were painting a barn, one on a ladder and the other on the ground. "Duck, turkey!" he replied." From Bill's Punch Line
A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says let's put, "you're not getting older you're are getting better". The salesman asks "how do you want me to put it?" The man says, Well, just put "You're not getting older," at the top and "You're getting better" at the bottom. The man did as he was told.." From: Kasha Linka What is the worst thing about being an atheist? You have no one to talk to when you smash your finger with a hammer... How do you catch a unique bird? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird? Tame way. If Quasimodo married Rebecca, what would they name their child? The Hunchback of Sunnybrook Farm. From: "Just 4 Laughs" <Just4Laughs@USA.Net> One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was reprimanded for something that I didn't do." The mother exclaimed, "Well, that doesn't sound fair! What didn't you do?" The little girl replied, "My homework." "IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT" TRUE FACT ... Humans begin laughing at two to three months of age. Six year olds laugh about 300 times per day, while adults laugh from 15 to 100 times per day. SOURCE: NYT, Dr. William F. Fry, Stanford University
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