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      to non-payment (btw, our receptionist quit for the very same
      reason - but that's okay, she tended to tell callers off for
      interrupting her nap), therefore we can't take calls at this
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      the subject: "Inform me you fools!"  The Blind Fools privacy
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      info to anybody. Ever. D) Besides, we'll probably lose your address anyway,
      so you really REALLY have nothing to worry about. 
        
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