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Welcome to the excavation. On Blind Fools world, missing links are, since no clear real ones have been found yet, hyper-text links to pages containing cartoons (and other groovy stuff).

These cartoons (and other groovy stuff) deal with atheism, evolution, cave people, dinosaurs, early earth history/religion or just about anything else that is close in nature.

If you unearth a "missing link" that you find humorous, send it to me and I'll post it - IF 4 out of my 5 monkeys find it funny.

Check back to this page often 'cause it will be updated on a regular basis as I dig up new missing links (or have them handed to me on a silver platter).

The newest links will always be at the top ('cuz everyone knows that the oldest things are ALWAYS at the bottom).

The following toon is updated weekly . . .

EDITOR'S CHOICE

AWARD

Rats! Need a can opener.

Bored of education? Not anymore.

Oh I gotta gotta gotta see this one!

You're an animal. Deal with it. Your hour is up. Gimme a $100.

With plenty of grant money to go around.

They tried it. It failed misreably.
But hey, it just might work the next time.

Aboard the Titanic.

With random chance programming...

Keep losing money (information) and
your nestegg will eventually evolve.

Is that a dung beetle?

The Smiley Face of Evolution

I eat the bugs off them because I want them to eat the bugs off me.

It's just instincts and brain chemicals, that's all.

You're still an animal. Deal with it.

Is zero a number?

Prehistoric Chippendale Dancer

To the point...

Just WHAT are they pumping into you?!

Natural selection at its finest...

You couldn't do that to Captain Caveman!

That's a nice catch, but will make a terrible wife.

Get off my back and stop nagging!

Hey, look what I can do?

Yes, if you believe the atheistic version...

You think they would have learned to make clothes by then.

Yeah, switch the letters around like a mutation - see where that gets you.

Rock of ages...

A Great Moment in Evolution History

Evolution the Matchmaker

Yes they are...

This about sums it up...

How Fossils Are Made

Through the years...

Finally! They call it for what it is.

Ptero flying by and minding its own business...

Ptero shot down with rock by evil cavefundy...

Steal the idea of evolution from his Grandfather
and not give him credit for it.

He can't. He's lost consciousness due to brain death.

Whatever you do, don't click on the cavemen!
(You have been duly warned.)

Umm, can we stop the process before it gets this far?!

What if we choose not to select either one?

Evolution doesn't necessarily mean upward and onward, right?!

Evolution on Planet-X

See... He's trying to stand on two legs!

The theory of evolution is going to eventually do this to itself.

Can you make primordial soup?

And the beat goes on...

Mmmmm-Mmmmmm Good.

Must... make... fit...

From the goo to you...

An exercise in really bad taste...

Evolution of the Hunt
(Scroll to the right.)

Evolution of Smoking

All was happy-go-lucky until...

A large hovering salt shaker would be proof of God to me.

Indoctrinating and recruiting Works!

I hear you knockin' but you can't come in.

Rats! Didn't take into account those pesky termites!

Wrath 1 : strong vengeful anger or indignation
2 : retributory punishment for an offense or a crime : divine chastisement

Darwin Fish - $5.00
Bumper Sticker - $2.00
Button - $1.00
Freedom from your own conscience - Priceless

Thank you so very much TBN (ugh!)

Yet another manifesto...

The Ultimate Question

Absurdly Logical

Try living water instead.

HE said it, not us (we)...

Reading the 23rd Psalm

Again...we didn't say it...

What about discriminating against God?

Not true because if we don't let them in
how can we get all their money?!

Well what normal chick wants to go to the
Museum of Natural History for a date?!

Very very punny...

Hmmm - which one would I want as a brother?

Now this takes the cake.

Attack of the Whalfe

Whoa man! Look at those prehistoric "chops"!

That evil looking Gish...

Fanning the flames of controversy...

Hooray for Neo-darwinism!

Support Mutations

Evolution in Action

And they call it SCIENCE?!

We're in the ARK - bring it on!

A random quote randomly picked to go with his pic.

And imagine no gravity.
(Then jump off a cliff.)

See what the Darwin Fish leads to...

See what the Devil Fish leads to...

Take it from a chicken that knows...

At least they're being consistent...

Living Fossil Illustrated

Hey son, this is great-great-great... grandpa.

Therefore it does.

Creationist & Evolutionist talk over a cup of coffee.
(Which is which?)

Buns of hairy steel.

Little Johnny's science fair project...

Should I eat it?

I laughed, I cried.

Neandertal ancestor of Michael Jackson...

The many faces of Neandertal...

More hits than you have arms.

An open mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Fly, thought. Fly and be free!

Oh no - they're breeding!

And don't forget to mention the mandatory tithe too.

Something stinks - and it ain't the cheese.

And have a nice day (while it lasts).

We don't doubt it.

Yep, keeping promises is just plain old fashioned.

Is this the best they got?

Has the Kool Aid company been notified about this?

Yep, "pride" will get you every time.

That's "PRIVATE" bigoted association.

Protesting something that's ineffective? Rrrrrrrright.

Worship the Son, not the sun.

We love it when atheists quote scripture in public.

(Place your own quip here)

Darwinists on Parade

Conflicting Messages

amok - Function: adverb
1 : in a murderously frenzied state
2a : in a violently raging manner <a virus that had run amok>
2b : in an undisciplined, uncontrolled, or faulty manner

We believe you.

To say this while squatting is ... well ...

Atheists in enemy territory.

The Last Supper - Atheist Version

In memory of atheists in foxholes...

Atheist Warrior

Actually funny...

One atheist united with himself...

What about agnostics?

The Unprovable Universal Negative

Do the Mormons know about this?

And all blind need a guide.

On what do you base your "morals standards"
Mr. foxhole atheist?

Signs and Blunders

More Signs and Blunders

Ahhh - Pascal's Wager

Depends on what you define as "God"?

Yet more Signs and Blunders

Doh! They figered us out!

It's not about hate or hope - it's about truth.

See that you have to go DOWN to read it?!

Sea Monkey to Chupakabra Evolution

The Evolution of Band

Ooooh... Not touching this one...

Da Vinci's Lost Piece...

Because it doesn't happen.

A Truly Senior Moment

Ergonomic Evolution

It's a bird, it's a plane...
(BTW - Bad definition!)

The Plan - No, Wait. There was no plan! There was no plan!

Proof of Dino-to-Bird Evolution

This points to a genetic designer - HERESY!!!

Woman Evolution

Antghropologist pondering origins...

Prehistoric Envy

Bite your tongue young man!!!

Alternate Models of Mongrel Evolution

Evolution from an Angelic Perspective

Scholarly Professor

Evolution of a Cat Lady

The Evolution of Fitness

The Ascent of Man

Blast From the Future

The Evolution of the Waste Can

Objective Scientists

Living Fossil Gliding Reptiles

The Two Bibles...

Jackalopian Neanderthals

Evolutionary Art
(Warning: Prehistoric Nudity Depicted)

Lucy, Lucky and Little Luke

Lucy's Jackalopian Skullduggery

HOMINID CREATION, A "SPIRITUAL PARODY"

Their Mickey Mouse Evidence

For the birds...

Educational & Scientific Paradox

IF it actually existed...

Pick "c"! . . . Pick "c"!

More "art" as proof...

See . . . it couldn't be more simple.

The Law of Corporate Breakdown

It's that "No Censorship" thing that the evolutionists don't care for.

Truth of consequences...

Oh yeah, and man is the highest order that exists.
Don't forget that.

Moronic Oxymoron

Something we can mostly agree on...

Probably an evolutionary institution, though...

Tactic #1 from the atheist playbook...

The kid's got a future...

Is this "fundamental" to your own worldview?

Ooooh - this was a "gem" uncovered!

Sadly, some DO put the one over the other.

On the Bandwagon of indecision...

You don't know if I know or not! You know?

Be careful, he may be a fundamentalist!

IF you need saving...

Another Transitional

Darwin & Fitzroy's Bogus Adventure

Evolutionary Counseling

It's you, buddy!

Gimme five, dude.

The New Clear Family

Feasting on fantasy...

Darwin's Valentine's present...

Let the evolutionists know about this!

Missing link discovered - Read details...

Now that's just not nice!

Where the rubber meets the...

Hint: It's Jesus

More food for thought...

And the evidence for this?

New product from Victoria's Secret...

Just plain weird...

Now they're changing definitions...

See how much is NOT skull but imagination...

The Man Who Found The Missing Link

Everyone's finding it these days...

Get some popcorn...

The family meeting...

More art as "proof"...

Directed Panspermia

Missing Link Found

It ain't Archie and Veronica...

True . . . so true.

But they don't want to face this...

Book of the Month Club

Darwin Hatches Darwinism...

That's what THEY say.

They look oh so much alike...

With actual unretouched photo!

It's in the mirror...

Junior learns to walk.

Social event of the season...

Professors tell you this too.

Come alomg George, said the man in the yellow hat.

Evolution of hippies...

I think therefore ... what was I thinking?

Devolution of dads...

Scottish humor...

No, the evolution of objective thinking...

Darwin's Dangerous Idea

The Handy Dandy Chart of Strawmanism (but it IS funny)

Actually, the science is IN there (if you wish to look)...

Except for the walking fish...

Our diabolical plan has been revealed - doh!

It's called "racism"...

That's one miraculous high-five!

Just plain funny...

Sorry - too late.

Must be a Californian

Just plain freaky...

Because it defies common sense/logic/experience, that's why!

Of walking/talking primates...

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