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Opposable Thumbs
Opposable thumbs, to us, are not the short thick first digits at the end of the front limbs of the human animal which are modified for grabbing.
They are people - people who exhibit a tenacious veracity in defending the faith of their atheism/evolutionism.
They oppose the Christian/creation world view and leave their indelible imprint on us.
They leave with us a thumbnail sketch of where they are coming from in their thinking.
We here at the Institute for the study of Atheianity appreciate their pressing need to pin us down on issues. We respect that.
And we would like to honor an Opposable Thumb here . . .
This month's Opposable Thumb is:
"D.J."
"D.J."
Editors Note: D.J.'s colorful language has been edited. This is noted by the words in [brackets]. We can only hope that you are too innocent to figure out what the actual words were. If not, shame on you!
Hi there Christian [flocks]!!! So you like to make fun of Athiesm hu. Well you [fickeled] with the wrong athiest. How dare u mock athiesm. You know that Darwin fish [spit] your site is showing ..... well you know what ...... [Flock] you ..... b\c GOD IS not real and you need to except that.
Yoru poor christian people need to stop praying to somthing that isnt there. Its like a kid waiting for santa claus. And for both causes..... there not real. I cant grasp the thought of how you people continue to believe such popy cock [spit].
There is more prof of god not being real than him being the supreme being of the universe. Everything has a technological explenation.... its just that somethings cant be solved now. Just b\c you dont understand how something happens doesnt mean u should just say that "GOD" is the reason of y it happened.
Besides, acording to what ive heard from christians, god doesnt have control of our lives, he just makes us and gives us life, supposivly the devil takes o! ver from there. So all the good things that happen arent from god, its from coincidence.
So with this
i leave you with the lyrics of Nine Inch Nail's song heresy -
GOD IS DEAD
AND NO ONE CARES
IF THERE IS A HELL
ILL SEE U THERE
Sincerely, D. J.
The Biggest Athiest in the US [monkey fathers]
Hey D.J.,
This is Frank here. You need to cool down buddy. I applaud your entheusiasm, but your emotions are getting the best of you. For instance...
Oh wait, Miko wants to say something...
Hey D! This is Miko. Don't listen to Frank. Let your primal urges take over - it's the natural thing to do. I don't know why you skins* try and supress these functional urges. (*Editor's note: "skins" is Miko's new derogatory term for humans which used to be "hairless freaks"). Why I can give you countless examples throughout natural history when...
Okay, that's enough Miko. This is Frank again. That's exactly the reason why the lower primates haven't evolved any further - they don't think things through.
As I was saying, don't let your emotions take over because it clouds your brain's ability process thoughts rationally. For instance, don't hate the fundies. They are products of their brain chemicals coupled with their own personal experiences just as you are. They are not evil. In fact, evolution evolved them a special part of the brain which religion was born out of many moons ago.
And you gotta hand it to 'em, they figured out ways to get people to voluntarily submit control of their lives as well as go out and convert new recruits which helped them dominate the earth for as many moons. But this is exactly why we need to think clearly when strategizing to bring them down.
In this new age of survival of the fittest it's going to take mental fitness to figure out ways to accomplish this. We need to be thinking about atheist churches, atheist charities, atheist hospitals, atheist rituals, Sunday morning atheism TV, etc.
We're going to have to figure out things to offer as both positive and negative incentives (such as an atheist version of heaven and hell - whatever that could be) to get people to voluntarily leave "the church" and voluntarily submit control over to us. But you can't do that with a scorched temper.
For example, the lyrics you submitted to the Editor in Chief. It appears they were written by someone who was more emotional rather than rational which only hurts our cause. GOD IS DEAD is a term meaning that God has been proven to not exist. But if God doesn't exist, then hell won't either - so it's a fallacy to say "IF THERE IS A HELL...".
And, if there is a hell (which there isn't) then the fundy wouldn't be there for you to see him. The fundy would be in heaven. Don't go around claiming "If there is a hell..." - be confident in the fact that there isn't one thus eliminating the need for the word "if".
Besides, if there really is a hell (but there isn't) then God will have to give us a pass because he didn't give us enough evidence to believe that it exists in the first place. He will recognize that it would be his fault and we would be sure to point that out.
So count to ten, take a deep breath, and/or eat some chocolate. Whatever it takes to lower your adrenalin, do it. Let's clear our minds and come up with a well thought out plan to become more fit so we can take control from the fundies.
My brain can't wait to review your brain's lucid thoughts.
Your brother in Chance,
Frank B. Finite's Brain
(a chance evolutionary byproduct since the accidental dawning
of time, space, and matter)
Editor's Note: D.J. felt the urge to send the same letter to us twice. The following was our response...
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D.J., as
an opposable thumb, you are...
A-OK!
A-OK!
