Tabloid storytelling
(& illustration)
at its finest!!!
 MUTATED WOLF-LIKE CREATURES DISCOVERED
LIVING IN OCEAN!
NOSTRILS MIGRATED
FROM FRONT OF FACE TO TOP OF HEAD!!
Scientists predict that in
a few million years blow hole will continue to migrate down back
and underneath merging with mammal's "bung-hole" thus
resulting in greater biological function efficiency - READ
MORE!!!
 ALIENS
VISITED EARTH IN DISTANT PAST, SAYS FAMOUS MOLECULAR BIOLOGIST!
THEY SEEDED EARTH
WITH LIFE IN A PROCESS HE CALLS DIRECTED PANSPERMIA!!
Sperm whales may or may not
be involved somehow (see story above) . Answers questions as
to how life first arose (excluding alien life, of course) - READ
MORE!!!
 MISSING LINK DISCOVERED!
SCIENTIFIC/ARTISTIC
CONCEPTION (AS SEEN TO LEFT) DRAWN FROM ABUNDANCE OF FOSSIL EVIDENCE
PROVES THAT THEY REALLY EXISTED!!
Related: Whole community swallows
pig's tooth - hook, line and sinker!!! You want the tooth? You
want the tooth?! You can't handle the tooth!!!!- READ
MORE!!!!!
 MILLERSTEIN'S MONSTER - LIFE CREATED
IN LAB!
SCIENTISTS SPEND
HUNDREDS OF MANHOURS DESIGNING AND IMPLEMENTING EXPERIMENT TO
SHOW HOW LIFE AROSE WITHOUT ANY INTELLIGENT INVOLVMENT!!
Toxic tar-like substance produced
proves that you came from goo!!! Law of biogenesis may be downgraded
to "wacky idea of an ignorant past age" - READ
MORE!!!!!
 MISSING LINK DISCOVERED - AGAIN!
IT'S MORE THAT A
PIG'S TOOTH THIS TIME - IT'S A COMPLETE SKULL!!
100% guaranteed pure authentic
genuine real bonafide faux discovery is absolute proof of human
evolution, some scientists claim - READ
MORE!!!
 GYNECOLOGICAL
NIGHTMARE!
HUMAN EMBRYOS DISCOVERED
RESEMBLING ANIMALS!!
Dr. Haeckel claims it's true!!!
Has drawings to prove it!!!! Says he may have once resembled
a "naked
mole rate" - READ
MORE!!!!!
 340 MILLION YEAR OLD FISH FOSSIL COMES TO
LIFE!
SCIENTISTS PUZZLED
AS TO WHY IT SHOWS NO SIGNS OF DECOMPOSING, AGING OR EVOLVING
- IT HASN'T CHANGED IN MILLENIA!!
Reports of other ancient fossils
coming to life are flooding in (pun intended) - READ
MORE!!!
 MODERN
CAVE PERSONS DISCOVERED!
STILL LIVING LIKE
WE DID IN THE STONE AGE!!
Book a tour to come and frolic
with these honest, peaceful vestiges of human evolution (for
a nominal fee) - READ
MORE!!!
 FOR
DECADES SURGEONS REMOVED PERFECTLY GOOD BODY PARTS AND ORGANS!
WHEN BAD SCIENCE
ATTACKS - IT'S UGLY AND IT AIN'T PRETTY!!
Will brains be next on the
chopping block? - READ
MORE!!!
 DATELINE
KANSAS: TORNADO RIPS THROUGH JUNKYARD, CREATES FLYING JUMBO JET!
PASSENGERS EVEN SAY
THAT THE MOVIES ARE GOOD AND THE FOOD IS TASTY!!
Scientists now flying airplanes
directly into tornadoes in hopes of creating ultimate spacecraft!!!
New pilots needed all the time - great pay, super benefits -
READ MORE!!!!
 MUTANTS
ARE INHABITING EARTH!
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
- AND SOME ARE EVEN BREEDING WITH HUMANS!!
Are you the offspring of a
mutant love ritual? - READ
MORE!!!
 LIZARD
GIVES BIRTH TO BIRD!
SOME SCIENTISTS NOT
CAUGHT OFF GUARD - EVEN PREDICTED IT!!
Process helps explain the
long time mystery of sudden appearance of new species in the
fossil record - READ
MORE!!!
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