What can I say?? I'm a sucker for girls in schoolgirl uniforms. And no one does justice to schoolgirl uniforms like the Japanese. So, imagine my surprise the first day I turned on the television and saw five gorgeous young girls in little skirts fighting against evil. Nothing could pull me away from the television set. I needed a firm fix of the Sailor Scouts: Sailor Mercury, Sailor Venus, Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter, and of course the title character, Sailor Moon. And that was the beginning of it all. I watched the show religiously everyday over the summer until I had left for school in the fall.

Now, when I got to school, one of the first things I looked up on the internet was Sailor Moon. And boy did I find a shitload of pages. I had no clue they were as big as they were. I mean, as far as I knew they weren't that many episodes. As I read more, I found that I was only exposed to a small sample of a killer series of japanimation. Fuckin' A!! I read and read and read, surfing the whole internet to satisfy my growing need for Sailor Scouts.

And the most important thing that I found out was that there were more scouts!!!! And on top of that, THEY WERE LESBIANS!!!!! No shit!!! Lesbians!! I love the Japanese. They know how to make fuckin' 'toons!!!

You know what else is just the coolest about this cartoon?? No matter what, it just keeps going!!! It'll never end!! Even if they cancel the cartoon, there are enough fan pages to keep me alive forever. I LOVE THE INTERNET!!!! Ha ha ha!! Long live the Internet.

So, I'm sure you're probably all saying to yourself, "Nate, you talk about the Sailor Scouts like crazy, but do you have a favorite scout??" Well, boys and girls, yes I do. I am madly, 100% in love with Sailor Jupiter. She's like my picture of perfection yo. I dream of a day where I can cross into a toon world, like Eddie Valient in Roger Rabbit or the people in Cool World, and I can be united with my love. Of course, I'll have her invite the other scouts over, and I'll be the center of a Sailor Orgy....

God I'm so worked up. I gotta go beat off to some printouts of the Sailor Scouts....

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