What did one cow
say to the other cow?
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"Don't have a
Bart, man!"
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Gimme Kiss! |
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"I'll decide when
the cows come home,
mister!"
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Picture a courtroom with a cow on the witness
stand. "Look. We all know how you did it.
How is no longer the question.
What we now want to know is
'Why?'
Why now, Brown Cow?" |
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What sound do you hear when
you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom! |
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How would you get a cow in your car?
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You promise to let her steer.
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What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated.
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What do you call a deaf cow?
You can call it whatever you want but it ain't gonna come.
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