What did one cow
say to the other cow?
Bart
"Don't have a
—Bart, man!"
Cow

Gimme
Kiss!

Cows Moos

 "I'll decide when
   the cows come home,
mister!"

Picture a courtroom with a cow on the witness
stand. "Look. We all know how you did it.
How is no longer the question.
What we now want to know is

'Why?'

Moo Why now, Brown Cow?"
Another Cow
Explode
       What sound do you hear when
       you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

      Boom

How would you get a cow in your car?

Race Car

You promise to let her steer.

Coffee Spill What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated.
What do you call a deaf cow?
You can call it whatever you want but it ain't gonna come.

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