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I don't get it. There was a thirsty freshman
    Who isn't any more...
For what he thought was H2O
    Was H2SO4 !

How HOT does it get when the police interogate a chemist?
      X3°     ¤ Then they might £ some ¢¢ into him! ¤
Neuroses Roses are red,
    Melancholia's Violets are blue,
I'm a schizophrenic,
    And so am I.
    What are you?. 

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