Dog Proverbs
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about little puppies." --Gene Hill
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." --Dave Barry
"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl." --Penny Ward Moser
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." --Groucho Marx
"To his dog, every man is Napolean; hence the constant popularity of dogs." --Aldous Huxley
"A dog teaches a child fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around
three times before lying down." --Robert Benchley
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives." --Sue Murphy
"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers." -- Unknown
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." --Fran Lebowitz
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" --Anne Tyler
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." --Rita Rudner
"Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant." --Unknown
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." --James Thurber
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." --Ann Landers
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
face." --Ben Williams
"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem."
--Edward Abbey
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." --Unknown
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does." --Christopher Morley
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." --Josh Billings
"The average dog is nicer than the average person." --Andrew A.
Rooney
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." --Unknown
"Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in." --Mark Twain
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." --Unknown
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." --Mark Twain
"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." --John Steinbeck
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