A guy goes over to his buddy's house, rings the bell, but his buddy's wife answers.

"Hi, is Tony home?"

"No, he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?

"No, come on in!

They sit down and the friend says, "You know, Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen! I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."

Nora thinks about this for a second, and figures,
*oh what the heck... it's a hundred bucks*....

She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws 100 bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says, "They are so beautiful, I've got to see the both of them! I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could just see the both of them together!"

Nora thinks about this, and says, "Oh, what the heck," and opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look! Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on the table, then says he can't wait any longer for Tony, and he leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home, and his wife says to him, "You know your weird friend Chris came over."

Tony thinks about this for a second, and says, "Did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

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