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This is some country humor I have collected along the way. Some is original, some has been borrowed from Jeff Foxworthy and the Far side.....but all are guaranteed to put a smile on your face
You know you are a country bumpkin when.....
...you are familar with Copenhagen but never heard of Denmark
...you spent three days in line for Garth tickets
...three out of every four vehicles in your town is a pick up
...you have to yield to tractors
...the one street light in your town has been shot at more then Patrick Roy
...saturday night entertainment involves having a beer and watching the barroom fights
...you fish coins out of public fountains
...you have a family reunion and the whole town is invited
...you have every Dukes of Hazard episode on beta
Have some country humor you would like to share e-mail me and I will add with your credit beside it!
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countrycowgirl@hotmail.com
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