YES! "THE WORLD OF SOOSE" IS NOW A GEOCITIES FEATURED SITE, AS OF 5/19/97!
Hi, everyone! Soose here! See that square up above? That USTA be my background. But thanks to last month's guest, Outrage, that's all I have right now, and now I'm left sitting in the dark with that. He says that he's trying to find a solution so that I can have it back again, but I don't know.... We'll see....
In the meantime, I'm waiting for this month's guest, with a REAL "'Site' For Sore Eyes". UGH! While we're waiting, let me again invite you to The World of Soose's Anniversary Column which will be next month! Yes, The World of Soose will be on the Internet 1 year on January 5th. To celebrate, ALL the guests and non-guests of the 1997 columns will make a special appearance. You will again see all your favorites, plus Hugo, the Movers, and maybe Mrs. Merriweather. I'm STILL debating as to whether or not I want her to come. I don't want her to start re-decorating again, like she did in October.... It should be alot of fun, so please come join us!
Now, to this month's guest. Brian of Brian's Apocalyptic Page has a very interesting site--its a disaster....uh,...it DEALS with disasters. It looks at different natural disasters, historical prophecies, and spiritualism. He says that his site is not for the weak of heart, or those who easily get upset. Hmmmm... Well, anyway, Brian is coming here to discuss his site with us! It sounds interesting. I just hope that he's not offended by what Outrage did to my background....
HEY!C-C-Can someone turn on thel-l-lights, please?
Uuuuh, there are no lights... They just went out all of a sudden.
NO LIGHTS???WENT OUT???ALL OF A SUDDEN???I KNEW IT!!
Knew WHAT? What did you knew...uh...KNOW?
THIS is a SIGN. I KNOW it!
A sign??? What are you talking about? WHAT sign?
The sky is falling....
WHAT??!(ahem!) I see....
This place just REEKS of disaster.Have you had an earthquake here lately?
Well,...there HAS been some problems around here recently, but....
AAAAAAAAH!!!What's THAT?
Oh no..... Another separator bar that Mrs. Merriweather painted....(sigh!) They keep popping up EVERYWHERE!
And that SOUND--what's THAT?Ancient tribal music to the gods?
TRIBAL MUSIC?! No, Brian, that's NOT tribal music...
EEEEEEK!!!The ancient insect spirit of the dead--complete with waving antennae and rotating head!
INSECT spirit??? Now wait a minute! That happens to be my character image that Dudette of NET4TV gave me back in September!
There's DEVIL WORSHIPPING going on here, isn't there?
NO!!!
VOO-DOOISM?
Well, what KIND of ritualIS going on HERE?
NOTHING! There is NO ritual of ANY kind going on here....
Duh..... Some guy named Outrage sent us here....
ZOMBIES!!!
WHAT??? WHO???THEM?! I don't think so....mentally, perhaps...
They LOOK like zombies...
They are the GeoCities Movers. (ahem!) They aren't too bright at times....
Duh....Soose....you want dis here message? Its from Outrage...
From Outrage?! YES! This may be the solution to my background problem! Where's the message?
Message? WHAT message?
YES! The message that Outrage gave you to give to ME! Where is IT?
These zombies aren't too smart....
Brian, they are NOT zombies, although sometimes I wonder..
Oh, yeah... da message...ummmmm....
You DO have the message, right?
What message?
You know what message! Now, hand it over! JEESH!
Duh....okay....
UGH! Ok, now here is what Outrage says in his message:
"Dear Soose, I think that I have found the solution to the background problem on your site. I have installed something that will hopefully restore your original background to all its glory. Please have the reader "click" something, and let's see if it works. Please? Outrage"
OUTRAGE?? That sounds DANGEROUS....Must be some sort of weather god or something....Probably VERY powerful...
Not EXACTLY, Brian. Outrage was my guest last month. This is how he left Sooseland--in the dark. The sky is NOT falling, there is no "sign", its just Outrage....(sigh!)
Duh.... Can we go now? Dis guy gives me da creeps...
Yes, by all means, go. Thanks for bringing the message from Outrage.
Message? What message?
(sigh!) Nevermind....
Duh...okay...
SLAM!
UGH! Those guys! (ahem!) Well, anyway, Brian, I'm suppose to have the reader "click" something, and THEN my background is SUPPOSE to come back.
More magic?
Not magic, Brian. REPAIR. I hope.
Oh... I see....I think....
Ok, well I guess we'll have everyone "click" something, as Outrage suggests. Ok, everybody, CLICK HERE and let's hope that my background is back.