AAAHHHH!!! COMMERCIALISM COMES TO SOOSELAND! OH NO!

THE WORLD OF SOOSE--A "SITE" FOR SORE EYES

A PAGE DEDICATED TO WEBTVians

YES! "THE WORLD OF SOOSE" IS NOW A GEOCITIES FEATURED SITE, AS OF 5/19/97!

Welcome to the World of Soose. What's a "soose"? A "soose" is me. I'm Soose and this is my world.

"SIGNS AND PORTENTS"
OR
"PLEASE DON'T 'BUG' ME..."

AAAAAAH!! THAT'S not my background! He's gonna get it....

AAAAAAH!!!
The ancient insect spirit of the dead
has come back to claim its territory....
Oh noooooo......

Well, don't that beat all? I guess I'M going to have to fix this background problem MYSELF! And maybe YOU can help me. How about it, Brian?

THUD!

Brian? Brian?? BRIAN! What are you doing on the floor? Brian? Oh, great! He's fainted!

Well, everybody, it looks like another "interesting" month is going to begin AGAIN. (sigh!) I hope that I can get my background back BEFORE next month, as NEXT month is my anniversary party! UGH! I can't have THIS background! And Brian is out like a light! I hope I can revive him for the party! After all, he IS one of the guests....

Oh, well... I hope I see you next month!

Ancient insect spirit of the dead....oh, boy....

Brian? Yooo-hooo, Brian? Wake up....

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I would like to thank Brian for coming to visit me in Sooseland. He is REALLY not at all like I have portrayed him in this month's column. He's a great guy who has a very interesting and informative site. So, please visit it if you want to learn more about what is in store for us as a human race. Again, Brian has requested that I tell you that his site is not for everyone. Thanks, Brian for coming to Sooseland!

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I want to say "hello" and thanks to Wrenn, Rare Bear, jc, and the Andresen Family for their assistance--"HELLO AND THANKS!"

ALSO, a VERY special "hello" and thanks to Linda, my "mentor" and "guardian angel", who is helping me make this site compatible not only for WEBTV users, but for pc users as well. If you "click" on her name, you can go to her award winning site. And boy! Is IT a site (90 pages--WOW!!)! She says that she needs the "hits" (or was that "needs to get hit"?)!

I would not be a "soose" if I did not recognize the wonderful talents that Pati of IACTA possesses. Thanks to Pati, that great looking "Soose Banner" that you can see at the top of this page is possible (and the "Soose Award", too!). Thank you Pati for all your time and effort that you put into BOTH items. And thank you to YOU Laura of IACTA for letting Pati display her talents for a "soose" ("sooses" are graphically impaired individuals)! No, I don't actually look like that little animated character!

This site is CONSTANTLY being updated. We sooses have to have SOMETHING to do! So, PLEASE visit often--sooses LOVE visitors!

THE NEXT INSTALLMENT WILL BE SOMETIME IN JANUARY. SEE YOU THEN!

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Find out who SOOSE really is!
What are "SOOSE-ISMS"?
Soose has SIX wonderful PETS, each with a story to tell. Come meet Soose's pets!
Did you know that there's such a thing as SOOSE ART?
Want a little music? ITS MIDI TIME!
Looking for some MISSING LINKS?
Let's have a few WEBRINGS!
Fill out the soose SURVEY.
Can you believe it? Soose has received some AWARDS!
HEY! Would YOU like to receive the SOOSE AWARD?
Meet the WINNERS of the SOOSE AWARD!
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There is a completely different side of Soose's creator that few people ever see. Its called SERIOUS SUE. This section is not for everyone. Its a collection of serious poetry from Sue. If you would like to read them, please come in.

THE ARCHIVES OF SOOSE

November - DOESN'T ANY OF THESE THINGS WORK RIGHT? Outrage shows Soose his latest "inventions" for homepages!

October - WHAT INNING IS THIS? Mrs. Merriweather (Hugo's mother) comes to Sooseland, and re-decorates it!

September - HOW TO BE A "CHARACTER" Dudette from NET4TV visits and shows Soose how to be a REAL character!

August - AREYOUAFASTTALKER? Jamie from "The Lace Show" appears as Hugo's nephew!

July - LINDA MAKES QUITE AN IMPRESSION! Linda from "The Break Room" lets her "voice" be heard!

June - INVASION OF THE "SAGE" Sage from THE SAGE PAGE is the guest that won't leave!

May - HOW TO KIDNAP YOUR GUESTS Denise Andresen "involuntarily" pays a visit

April - I AM A WEBTV ADDICT Nancy of the WEBTV Addict's Page visits

March - MY RENEGADE HOMEPAGE! Agent Hugo makes his debut

February - CYBERSPACE--A REAL CHALLENGE The "movers" make their debut

January - MEET SOOSE! This is the very first column!

Guess what, Everybody! SUE decided to have a site of her own! Whadaya know about THAT? I guess she was jealous of her alter-ego (ME).....! Anyway its called CAUGHT IN THE NET and its kind of an autobiographical account of her life on the Internet. You will be able to read how she met some of her buddies on the Internet (some were guests HERE!). So please be sure to visit!

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