Reviews of "Old School" by The Four Bastards

Who likes anything that is new school?  New school is terrible

Hot Chick: Ellen Pompeo (also the hot chick from "Moonlight Mile."  Very nice).

Hot Chick Factor: 8!

Synopsis -- Three thirtysomething men disenchanted with life in the real world try to relive college good times.  I'm tellin' ya, you can't have too many degrees!

Short declaratory phrase in an attempt to get quoted in TV trailer, ad, or cover box --

"'Old School' is a great reason to go to the movies, along with the fact that you can litter in the dark mercilessly, without fear of reproach or reprisal!"

"I liked to throw shit all over the ground during 'Old School!'"

Jason's review:

I have written good reviews for bad movies (I Spy).  I don't know why, I don't know what happened so fuck off.  This movie kicks ass.  I am not wrong.  I was laughing from beginning to end.  I absolutely loved it.  Will Ferrell is classic and Vince Vaughn finally is good in something that Jon Favreau did not write.  You cannot miss by seeing this movie.  Tim should definitely see this one, especially since he doesn't see any movies and is a piece of shit.
 

Rating: 5 out 5 times Tim went streaking in the dorms just to borrow some corn starch from Bill Chadwick..."Oh my...go...(slam)."

Tim's review:*-please see footnote

Willl Farrell is one of the funniest mother fuckers i know -wow -
 an ass jogging down a street -fuck an A - This movie is great!
 It reminds me of my times in college when I pissed in the hall
 ofmy dorm - don't ask - anyway, you see tits, ass, and no bush,
 which is ok cause I see enough every fucking night - I wish they
 featured more jews, but I guess the sabbath haddanth taken yet - I
 don't know what I just said but I don't give a fuck - Everybody is
 fucking hilarious, even Vince Vaughn - he is still the same
 asshole from swingers, so i love it - you know what - this movie
 depicts marriage - fuck marrying anybody, unless youare guaranteed
 non-stop pussy my cousing Ryanis not guaranteed that, neither is
 nate, or jason, but they are good guys anyway - on second thought
 ...no they aren't - so what the fuck = I am so fucked up tis not
 even funny - fuck me and fuck you - great movei0 rate ti hjow
 yout watn to 

= -10 our of 30 lebanese titties -fuck you

Nate's review:

Not to sound too out-of-touch or too excited here, but this movie is a classic.  The most impressive aspect of the film is the almost seamless melding of the three male lead's respective comic talents.  They each have radically different approaches to comedy, ergo their varying delivery styles, but this movie puts them all together in an unusually smooth way.  I loved this movie, and Craig Kilborn plays the quintessential asshole with style and finesse.  Very nice.  Good work overall!

Rating: 18 out of 20 keg parties we used to have at our apartment-- our what?  Apar-har-har-ar-art ment...

Ryan's review:

Ryan has yet to review this film.

 

*the Four Bastards do not require sobriety of any kind, way, shape, identity, structure, appearance, or form when crafting our world-renowned, insanely famous reviews.

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