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22 mHz
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8 mHz
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Description
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Story Link
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Intro to theme song. This is the
famous "20 years ago today," sung by Paul Nicholas as Dougie
Shears.
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Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. Lucy
(Diane Steinberg), the vamp who's got it all, sings the
opening lines of this classic.
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FVB's Mantra. This is what startup at
Microsoft must sound like! Nice choice for a system startup
sound.
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Sgt. Pepper Special. Ahh, the days of
the variety show. This is the announcer. They actually shot
this scene at Don Kirshner's Rock Concert. (Really! It's in
the credits.)
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Maxwell's Silver Hammer. Steve Martin
is HILARIOUS in this scene (this was back in his "Wild and
Crazy" 70's period). Worth the purchase or rent of the VHS
alone!
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FVB. George Burns fortells what will
become of us (and the democratic process) if we follow
faceless corporations (see Mantra).
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Because. Only Alice Cooper can sing
this song and make it his own. Demented, yet
great!
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Superstars-Stop. Don't we all wish
we'd get a telegram like this? We'll maybe not all, but I
sure wish I would!
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Get Back. Billy Preston gets you back
to where you once belonged.
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Now Your Gonna Get It. The
computerettes get cute. Another good system
sound.
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B.D. Loves You. Another telegram from
the powers that be.
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Big Disco. Another variety show intro,
this one from B.D. TV.
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The Big Screen. The computerettes tell
the Band how to turn them on!
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Bizness. The misspelling is theirs,
not mine! FVB gets tough on Mustard.
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Come Together. Aerosmith tellin' it
like it is
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Computerized link. Another cute system
sound from George Burns (good for "restart")
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Dirty Old Man. Just like it says. Use
it as you wish!
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Fixing a Hole. For those of you who
aren't frightened by this movie yet, listening to George
Burns covering this Beatle classic should do the
trick.
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Good Morning. Wake up to the Bee Gees
every morning when you install this as your startup
sound!
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Mothra. Steve Martin screams like this
Creature-Double-Feature fave when confronted with the
Band!
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Shocked. Mr. Kite tells of Billy's
zapped-ness.
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Handsome Young Corrupt People. More
warnings about the evils of corporate monoliths
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Take Over Heartland. Another order
from Microso....I mean FVB.
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Wahahaha. Steve Martin is on a roll.
You'll laugh til you cry.
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Wake Up! The computerettes are
Mustard's alarm clock! Make them yours, too!
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The Long and Winding Road. By Request.
Billy waxing melancholy over Strawberry's death, not a bad
cover.
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