Top Ten problems caused by Hank's new mutation
10
Suddenly has a deadly fear of water, hasn't bathed in months, smells like something died.
9
Can't fit into his old clothes, now has to buy XXXL size underwear.
8
Keeps getting a bowl of warm milk and a catnip ball for breakfast insted of eggs and bacon.
7
Bobby keeps letting the neighborhood dog into Hank's lab.
6
His twinkies now have long pink tails sticking out of them instead of whipped cream.
5
Now has to fix things, come up with cures for viruses and keep the mansion free of mice.
4
The local Zookeepers keep trying to tranquilize him and drag him back to the Zoo.
3
Hank's new arch enemy, Dr. Hairball.
2
Strange urge to climb things, was stuck on the flagpole for weeks untill the X-Men called the fire department.
1
Can't figure out why everyboy keeps calling him Simba.
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