Big Fuckin Skull


	Biographies


	Name: Jesus Bruce Skills: Guitar, doing thunder, luck, technology Distinguishing Features: Might have more than two eyes, ultra-density, rolled jeans Age: 27 plus 6 million or so Birthplace: Future Butte Death: Utterly torn all apart and eaten Known Weaknesses: None

Jesus Bruce has never been afraid. He started out in a fucked-up Dystopian future where everybody had names like Jesus and Paul and cities lay in smoking ruins and there was no water (except for some that Bruce Dern had). But then he went back to 6 million or so years ago through a wormhole in the fabric of space and time he found one time. He wasn't trying to go through it, he was just trying to kill it. In the wormhole he saw Skull Fu, but didn't say nothing about it, then. Perhaps due to luck, perhaps a statistical anamoly, perhaps due to his past in a dystopian future, or the changing effects of the wormhole, Jesus Bruce never got terminally ill, never had a fatal accident, never choked to death on a bone, and therefore did not die for almost six million years. But then he saw Skull Fu again and also saw the Big Fuckin Skull (not the band, the Skull), which killed him. On April 28th, 2002, he came back to life but was in fact undead and had no face or skin and did the guitar. Sometimes, he has a brother that is here. His brother's name is Jesus Bruce, and he plays the drums.