1) Where do sentient skulls come from?
Everybody's got one. They're located right between your face and your brain. If your skull were to be pissed off enough, it'd quit being right between your face and your brain and start killing people. That's what skulls do.
2) How do skulls get around?
It varies. Some skulls fly, whether they have wings or not, and some just kind of levitate. Some skulls, the ones with remnants of a skeleton still attached, just walk. Some skulls don't even move. They just wait until something gets close enough to 'em then they kill the motherfucker.
3) Are there skulls that don't hate and kill?
Of course there are. The ones that are still trapped inside peoples' heads.
4) Why do skulls kill? For food?
Skulls kill people because they hate them. Skulls don't get hungry. If a skull ever tells you that it's hungry, run away. It's just trying to lure you close enough so that it can rip your face off and kill you.
5) How do skulls without any limbs (such as the Green Skull) use tools?
I don't know, but they do. Only the ambitious ones, though. The ones that want you so dead that their teeth alone just won't do.
6) Are skulls best described as dead or undead … or are skulls alive?
Most skulls are alive as shit, but some are just dead. The Green Skull is undead in that it's neither alive nor dead.
7) Are you using "skull" as a synonym for "skeleton?"
Nope. Some skulls do have the remains of skeletons hanging off them, but only the skull itself wants to kill you. It's like a guy who's paralyzed from the neck down using sheer willpower to beat you with his fists.
8) Do skulls have brains?
Some of 'em. Not the smartest ones.
9) How does one kill a skull?
One doesn't kill a skull. Skulls aren't like monsters where you can just cut their heads off and set 'em on fire.
10) When a skull eats your hands, guts, parents, and friends, where do they go once swallowed?
That shit's just gone. Maybe the Spaces Between.
11) Do skulls that are from once-living beings retain the personalities of their former "owners"?
Some of 'em do, I guess. Kind of like vampires, though, cause they get way mean and evil.
12) What are Cyberskulls?
Imagine a skull with a robot body complete with machine guns instead of arms and eyes that shoot laser beams. All they do is kill shit and all they say is "Fuck off!"
(see lyrics of "Cyberskulls say 'Fuck Off'" and "Last Skull Standing" for more info).
13) Who would win in a fight, the Green Skull or the cyberskull protagonist of "Last Skull Standing"?
The cyberskull from "Last Skull Standing" is an unstoppable killing machine, but the Green Skull is an asshole who fights dirty. Said cyberskull aint even the toughest cyberskull, just the one that went nuts and killed the rest of its cyberskull brethren. The Green Skull would waste it.
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1) How can you guys say you're skulls, when you quite clearly have arms, legs, and torsos?
Being a skull aint about arms, legs, skin, and torsos, man. It's all about spirit.
2) What is the Big Fuckin Skull that your band is named after?
The biggest fuckin skull there is. It came to Earth long ago, then left again.
3) How big is the Big Fuckin Skull, exactly?
The size of Texas.
4) What is the connection between the Big Fuckin Skull itself and BFS the band?
We like It, and we want It to like us. We're hoping to get It to come back.
5) Is the music you play just something you do on the side, or is it somehow related to your efforts to get the Big Fuckin Skull back to earth?
I like the blood. I think we're pretty good.
6) What will happen if you succeed in getting the Big Fuckin Skull to return?
That's nothing you want to joke around about, friend.
7) Both the song "Six Skulls" and the title of your first CD, "Six Skulls Against the World" both seem to imply that there are six of you. But there are only five of you. What gives?
There are at least six of us, asshole. You better recognize.
8) Have you ever met another skull platoon?
Fuck the bozos.
9) What or who the hell are the "BAG Fuckin Skull"?
Apparently, the Bag Fuckin Skull are a bunch of jerks who hate us and accuse us of stealing their songs and ideas. They want to kill us. I bet we could take 'em.
10) Why are all of your songs about skulls that kill people? What about cars, love, ghouls, and other topics?
The Beach Boys already wrote all the good songs about cars, Neil Diamond already cornered the love market, I don't know shit about ghouls, and other topics are just stupid.
11) Are you a Misfits rip-off band?
The only thing we wanna rip off from the Misfits is their fuckin faces. The Misfits were good twenty years ago.
12) Will you come play my town?
Maybe. If it aint too crummy.
13) I am a really hot girl. Will one or all of you fuck my face?
Prove it.
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