The only cool spice girl in my opinion is the one with the cool funky 'fro-iey hair... she's got a neat accent, too. (da*n Americans---always talking about Brit accents, never realizing they've got vulgar ones themselves!)

Jessi from Florida, USA

Sports Editor Sez

Hey Hey! Hi There Jessi... oh... wait... this is the Lettuce page - which means I have to be really horrible and poke fun at you somehow. Um. (thinks)... Nope, can't do it. Keep reading though, we get stranger every day (did you know Bill, our Editor, is really a werehamster and every full moon is out howling, covered in hair, looking for virgin hamsters to suck the blood out of? Well he is. His werehamster name is that of "Burundi" which means something - but we'd like you to find out what that actually means... In fact, if anyone finds out what it actually means, they should write in and tell us. You may even get a HamsterPrize(Tm) (actual prizes may be larger or smaller than illustrated in the microdot on the I)

I am suffering from Indigestion. What do you suggest?

TH Painful,I-OW-A!

Art Editor Sez

Red sky at night, shepherds delight, Red sky in mourning... oh dear. That's bad isn't it? Welllllll. For Indigestion you should take 4 of these HamsterPills(Tm) which will clear up the problem within minutes. Side effects you say? Well, none that I know of but some people say they lead to short term memory loss. Side effects you say? Well, none that I know of but some people say they lead to short term memory loss. Side effects you say? Well, none that I know of but some people say they lead to short term memory loss. Side effects you say? Well, none that I know of but some people say they lead to short term memory loss. Side effects you say? Well, none that I know of but some people say they lead to short term memory loss. Side effects you say? Well, none that I know of but some people say they lead to short term memory loss.

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