Malkavia's F.A.Q.

1.) Did your parents really name you Malkavia?

       No.  My parents weren't as creative as I am.  I was born in the 70's, Im lucky my name isnt Heather or Jennifer.

2.) Okay, So what -is- your name?

        Shan.  

3.) How old are you?

        Seeing as I'll prolly never update this.. I was born on October 7th, 1978

4.) Are you single?

         Believe it or not, people actually email me with this question.  The answer is no.  And if I were, Im prolly not gonna go for some stranger in Guam who sees my picture on a webpage.  Fair enough?

5.) Who's Bob?

         Bob is my reason for non-singleness.  For more information see my Bob section of this web page. :)

6.) Who's Tyler?

         Tyler's my son.  Cute, isnt he?

7.) How old is he?

          10/8/94   And ya know what?  Dont ask the next question.  I dont wanna talk about it. *smirk*

8.) What kinds of things interest you?

        I love to read (DragonLance, DarkTower, Koontz, Cook, most anything I can get my hands on and comprehend)  I love to immerse myself in the world of Poetry.  Im very into music, theatre, dance (other people's), and most anything else involving the Arts.  I like computers, when they work. :)  I like to MUD, alot.

9.) Who are your inspirations in life?

          Not alot of people ask this.. but they should.  I like Oprah, because given her origins, she would be the person I figured least likely to obtain the station in life that she has.  Very cool chickie.   Tori Amos for her inner rage and amazing ability to express it.  Alanis for her outter rage and ability to draw a crowd while fully clothed.  My grandma, because she's the most generous person I know.. and I hope to one day learn how to give and not hate for it. :)

10.) Who dont you like?

        People who are concerned with whether or not they're following the masses.  If you need to keep tabs on where the masses are, chances are you're following them.  I dont like people who wont listen.  And I dont like people who want to change me.

11.) What kinds of things dont you like?

        Umm.   Sports.  Competitive ones, anyhow.  I can knock a racquetball around every now and again.. but not if someones keeping score.  Rap.  Ick.  Most country.  Religion.

12.) What kinds of music do you like?

        See Music Page.

13.) What kind of poetry do you write?

         See Poetry Page.

14.) Where abouts do you live?

        Arizona.   Oh, the fear of an approaching summer.

15.) What do you look like?

         It bothers me that you want to know.  I look alot like the two pictures of me you've prolly seen already.. and like just about every picture on my picture page.

16.) Why did you make a FAQ?

         Well you see.. Important people have FAQ's made about them.  But apparently no one has decided to make a FAQ about me.. So I decided to take the initiative.